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Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:56 pmA U.S soldier in Afghanistan noticed something sticking up out of the sand a little. He uncovered a lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said, "I will grant you one wish."
The soldier replied, "Here is a map. Show me where the terrorist Usama bin Laden is hiding."
The genie responded, "I cannot grant you that wish."
The soldier from Dallas asks, "Then make Southern Methodist University win a bowl game this year."
The genie says, "Let me see that map again."
The soldier replied, "Here is a map. Show me where the terrorist Usama bin Laden is hiding."
The genie responded, "I cannot grant you that wish."
The soldier from Dallas asks, "Then make Southern Methodist University win a bowl game this year."
The genie says, "Let me see that map again."
