Proposed New Bowl Game

A new bowl game should be created where the two teams with the worst records play the kickoff game of the BCS series (with an equal BCS payout.)
However, this game would have an added twist.......the coach of the losing team gets fired on the spot--with all legal ramifications of terminating a contract being wiped out. (Of course, if it is a "rebuilding year" with a first year coach, the school could choose to rehire them at a discount.)
The losing team would also have to do something humiliating, but I haven't decided what that should be yet--(not terribly humiliating, something all in good fun, but funny for everyone to watch.) OR there should be some sort of trophy (ala the iron skillet) which goes to the losing team instead--like a giant toilet brush.
And for anyone counting, yes that would be SMU vs. Washington this year. We would have the tie-breaker with North Texas because our win was an FCS team. (Last year, we would have lost out to Duke and Florida International)
BEFORE anyone eats me alive for this--first of all, I am only joking and looking for any way I can to get the ponies into a bowl game! Second, this would have tremendous benefit to us--an extra month of practice, an extra million or two to add into Jones's recruiting budget, and quite frankly, it would be more interesting than many of the other bowls this year!
Alternatively, we could even make it a playoff with the 8 lowest ranked teams as an experiment for how to get rid of the BCS (with the losers advancing, of course.)
Seriously, what would you rather watch........Cincinnati play Va Tech? Or find out who is worse.......Washington or Michigan? I think we all know what would get better ratings!
However, this game would have an added twist.......the coach of the losing team gets fired on the spot--with all legal ramifications of terminating a contract being wiped out. (Of course, if it is a "rebuilding year" with a first year coach, the school could choose to rehire them at a discount.)
The losing team would also have to do something humiliating, but I haven't decided what that should be yet--(not terribly humiliating, something all in good fun, but funny for everyone to watch.) OR there should be some sort of trophy (ala the iron skillet) which goes to the losing team instead--like a giant toilet brush.
And for anyone counting, yes that would be SMU vs. Washington this year. We would have the tie-breaker with North Texas because our win was an FCS team. (Last year, we would have lost out to Duke and Florida International)
BEFORE anyone eats me alive for this--first of all, I am only joking and looking for any way I can to get the ponies into a bowl game! Second, this would have tremendous benefit to us--an extra month of practice, an extra million or two to add into Jones's recruiting budget, and quite frankly, it would be more interesting than many of the other bowls this year!
Alternatively, we could even make it a playoff with the 8 lowest ranked teams as an experiment for how to get rid of the BCS (with the losers advancing, of course.)
Seriously, what would you rather watch........Cincinnati play Va Tech? Or find out who is worse.......Washington or Michigan? I think we all know what would get better ratings!