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They should change SMU's name.......
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Sat Oct 04, 2003 9:42 pmby i10pony
to Southern Methodist Junior College. I'm going to write a letter to pres Turner suggesting this name change. I'm serious.Tonight I am embarrassed to be an alumnus of SMU err.... I mean Southern Methodist Junior College. SMJC is not worthy of the moniker Mustangs. So the mascot should be changed. I have some suggestions here they are Chokers, Jokers,Mares,[deleted],Dogs, Wusses,. Ahh here it is I have the perfect name. Sticking with the equine theme of Mustangs I propose we change the name to the Geldings because SMJC plays like it got its nads chopped off. I can see it now an here are your 0-12 SMJC Geldings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: They should change SMU's name.......
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Sat Oct 04, 2003 9:59 pmby SMU4u2000
Souther Methodist High School. Caring parents who make goodie bags for the players. Come on!
Re: They should change SMU's name.......
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Sat Oct 04, 2003 10:11 pmby SoCal_Pony
You are wrong to classify this team as “Chokersâ€
A choker implies someone capable of achieving something, but at the opportune time, failing to do so.
This team is hardly Chokers.
No, we are a talent less team with sub par coaching.
We are “Ineptâ€.
As in:
Inept teams let others back into the game with blocked punts for TDs.
Inept teams throw 95% of their passes less than 10 yards and with the other 5% over 50 yards.
Inept teams attempt “Swinging Gatesâ€.
Inept teams let a receiver catch 7 TDs against them in less than 3 quarters of play while they themselves, being 0-5, have yet to score 7 TDs the entire season.
Inept teams are unprepared for option teams.
Inept teams LOSE.
Re: They should change SMU's name.......
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Sat Oct 04, 2003 10:13 pmby i10pony
I like the sound of that. The Southern Methodist Junior College Inepts. It has a nice ring to it.