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It seems that SMU has starting putting traps in the restrooms to catch feral cats. Oscar, not wanting to be associated with such creatures, promptly left Ford Stadium when he saw a trap.

Once again PAMR, you are a true genius!

Actually, I can't take complete credit for it but thanks!

Captain E J Smith and the Good Ship Mustang was spotted near the stadium, but the excessive hazard sounds emanating from the sound system warned him of the ice and kept him from docking.

Waldorf wrote:Captain E J Smith and the Good Ship Mustang was spotted near the stadium, but the excessive hazard sounds emanating from the sound system warned him of the ice and kept him from docking.

Were those the guys running the sound system?