The "June Jones' Teams Start Slow" Theory

Haven't seen this theory floating around, but it is one school of thought. I just hope there is a comparable "Bo Levi Mitchell starts slow" theory.
1999 record: 9-4
Week 1: Shelacked in home opener by USC (which was not the USC we know today)
Week 2: Beat IAA Eastern Illinois by 4.
2000 record: 3-9
Week 1: Lost operner to IAA Portland State
Lost first 4 games, before playing....SMU (of course).
2001 record: 9-3
Week 1: Beat IAA Montana 30-12
Week 2: Lost to Nevada on road 20-28
Week 3: Lost to Rice at Home 24-27
2002 record: 10-4
Weeek 1: Beat IAA Eatern Illinois 61-36
Week 2: Lost to BYU 32-35 (BYU was 5-7 that year)
2003 record: 9-5
Week 1: Beat IAA App. State 40-17
Week 2: Lost to USC on road 32-61 (this was 12-1 USC)
Week 3: Lost to UNLV on road 22-33 (UNLV was 6-6)
2004 record: 8-5
Week 1: Lost to Florida Atlantic at home 28-35 (Florida Atlantic's first year in IA)
Week 2: Lost to Rice at Rice 29-41
2005 record: 5-7
Week 1: Lost to USC at home 17-63
Week 2: Lost to Mich. State on road 14-42
Week 3: Beat Idaho 24-0
2006 record: 11-3
Week 1: Lost to Alabama 17-25
Week 2: Beat UNLV 42-13
Week 3: Lost to Boise State 34-41
2007 record:12-1 (Sugar Bowl)
Week 1: Beat IAA N. Colorado 63-6
Week 2: Beat La Tech 45-44
1999 record: 9-4
Week 1: Shelacked in home opener by USC (which was not the USC we know today)
Week 2: Beat IAA Eastern Illinois by 4.
2000 record: 3-9
Week 1: Lost operner to IAA Portland State
Lost first 4 games, before playing....SMU (of course).
2001 record: 9-3
Week 1: Beat IAA Montana 30-12
Week 2: Lost to Nevada on road 20-28
Week 3: Lost to Rice at Home 24-27
2002 record: 10-4
Weeek 1: Beat IAA Eatern Illinois 61-36
Week 2: Lost to BYU 32-35 (BYU was 5-7 that year)
2003 record: 9-5
Week 1: Beat IAA App. State 40-17
Week 2: Lost to USC on road 32-61 (this was 12-1 USC)
Week 3: Lost to UNLV on road 22-33 (UNLV was 6-6)
2004 record: 8-5
Week 1: Lost to Florida Atlantic at home 28-35 (Florida Atlantic's first year in IA)
Week 2: Lost to Rice at Rice 29-41
2005 record: 5-7
Week 1: Lost to USC at home 17-63
Week 2: Lost to Mich. State on road 14-42
Week 3: Beat Idaho 24-0
2006 record: 11-3
Week 1: Lost to Alabama 17-25
Week 2: Beat UNLV 42-13
Week 3: Lost to Boise State 34-41
2007 record:12-1 (Sugar Bowl)
Week 1: Beat IAA N. Colorado 63-6
Week 2: Beat La Tech 45-44