Official real mustangs are too small thread

[couch 'em]

Mustangs are just two small. They are small for horses anyway, and much smaller than things like bisons and longhorns. Plus, horses are domesticated service animals.

We should be the SMU Trojan Horses. They are much more powerful being tools of war, much bigger, and the team can ride out INSIDE the SMU Trojan Horse instead of running behind like a high school!

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[Diamond Girl]

USC shouldn't even wear the uniforms they wear. Those uniforms are Roman military uniforms, not ancient Greek. I like the idea about a trojan horse, though, but we could have a trojan pony. After all, we're a private school, so we don't really need something too large.

[Big Hoss]

USC shouldn't even wear the uniforms they wear. Those uniforms are Roman military uniforms, not ancient Greek. I like the idea about a trojan horse, though, but we could have a trojan pony. After all, we're a private school, so we don't really need something too large.

What if we built a large wooden badger?

[HB Pony Dad]

USC shouldn't even wear the uniforms they wear. Those uniforms are Roman military uniforms, not ancient Greek. I like the idea about a trojan horse, though, but we could have a trojan pony. After all, we're a private school, so we don't really need something too large.

Hard to imagine but USC is a "private school" as well!