My Letter to Turner / Orsini

Dear Dr. Turner / Steve Orsini,
I was fortunate enough to attend SMU when we were the winningest college football team in all of America.
While neither of you were here back then, maybe you have aware of our success, we affectionately called it the Pony Express Years.
I have heard of your intention to change our mascot from our beloved Pony to a real ‘Mustang’ in hopes that this will somehow contribute to us winning football games.
Please help me understand this. You gentlemen have contributed to the most inept 20 year period in the history of American sport (that by the way is not an exaggeration, it is sadly a fact, we went from Top 10 to 113…see links below) and now your solution is to replace our 70+ year mascot at the encouragement of Trophy Wife #4 of an Oklahoma State billionaire with the full support of an icon from the state of Hawaii who has been at our school for less than 20 months and still refuses to wear socks.
Mr. Orsini, I will not even ask you how this would go over in South Bend, we both know the answer to this ridiculous question.
Dr. Turner, you have been at my University longer than Dr. Pye. While I think you are eminently more qualified than him, your athletic ‘prowess’ is eerily similar.
I must say I am extremely disappointed in both of you for allowing this to happen.
Peruna is Top 10 http://www.americasbestonline.net/cmascots.htm
SMU post DP is #113 http://football.stassen.com/cgi-bin/records/calc-wp.pl?start=1989&end=2008&rpct=30&min=5&se=on&by=Win+Pct
Dr Turner is #110 http://football.stassen.com/cgi-bin/records/calc-wp.pl?start=1995&end=2008&rpct=30&min=5&se=on&by=Win+Pct
Steve Orsini is #115 http://football.stassen.com/cgi-bin/records/calc-wp.pl?start=2002&end=2008&rpct=30&min=5&se=on&by=Win+Pct
I was fortunate enough to attend SMU when we were the winningest college football team in all of America.
While neither of you were here back then, maybe you have aware of our success, we affectionately called it the Pony Express Years.
I have heard of your intention to change our mascot from our beloved Pony to a real ‘Mustang’ in hopes that this will somehow contribute to us winning football games.
Please help me understand this. You gentlemen have contributed to the most inept 20 year period in the history of American sport (that by the way is not an exaggeration, it is sadly a fact, we went from Top 10 to 113…see links below) and now your solution is to replace our 70+ year mascot at the encouragement of Trophy Wife #4 of an Oklahoma State billionaire with the full support of an icon from the state of Hawaii who has been at our school for less than 20 months and still refuses to wear socks.
Mr. Orsini, I will not even ask you how this would go over in South Bend, we both know the answer to this ridiculous question.
Dr. Turner, you have been at my University longer than Dr. Pye. While I think you are eminently more qualified than him, your athletic ‘prowess’ is eerily similar.
I must say I am extremely disappointed in both of you for allowing this to happen.
Peruna is Top 10 http://www.americasbestonline.net/cmascots.htm
SMU post DP is #113 http://football.stassen.com/cgi-bin/records/calc-wp.pl?start=1989&end=2008&rpct=30&min=5&se=on&by=Win+Pct
Dr Turner is #110 http://football.stassen.com/cgi-bin/records/calc-wp.pl?start=1995&end=2008&rpct=30&min=5&se=on&by=Win+Pct
Steve Orsini is #115 http://football.stassen.com/cgi-bin/records/calc-wp.pl?start=2002&end=2008&rpct=30&min=5&se=on&by=Win+Pct