9. Will BLM focus or will he be distracted by the Navy flyover?
8. Will the Navy napalm the endzone again? Thus causing the geldings to break and cause a reenactment of Peruna's I death on Mockingbird.
7. After looking at the rider on the gelding with an orange shirt, will T. Boone slip and thank all OSU fans for being at the game?
6. Will June Jones be inspired by the presence of George Bush and say "mission accomplished" after seeing the geldings?
5. Will Jerry Jones and Madame Pickens trade plastic surgeon names?
4. Will Peruna make a beeline for JJ's sideline spot and let JJ know what he thinks like he did last week?
3. While Michael Martin Murphy is trying to lip sync "Wildfire" will SMU's world reknown sound system pick up a recording of Don Ho singing "Tiny Bubbles." (note the Hawaii reference
)2. Will Navy be inspired by our "upgrading" mascots and change their mascot from a goat to a more intimidating one -- a cruise missle
1. AND Most important -- Will there be enough adult beverages on the Blvd. to get us through what may be the weirdest day on the Hilltop!
