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Inquiring Minds Want to Know! - 10 Questions for the Game

PostPosted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 1:22 am
by Statler
10. Will Navy forget their sextant? Thus causing inerrant pitches, punts, and place kicks.

9. Will BLM focus or will he be distracted by the Navy flyover?

8. Will the Navy napalm the endzone again? Thus causing the geldings to break and cause a reenactment of Peruna's I death on Mockingbird.

7. After looking at the rider on the gelding with an orange shirt, will T. Boone slip and thank all OSU fans for being at the game?

6. Will June Jones be inspired by the presence of George Bush and say "mission accomplished" after seeing the geldings?

5. Will Jerry Jones and Madame Pickens trade plastic surgeon names?

4. Will Peruna make a beeline for JJ's sideline spot and let JJ know what he thinks like he did last week?

3. While Michael Martin Murphy is trying to lip sync "Wildfire" will SMU's world reknown sound system pick up a recording of Don Ho singing "Tiny Bubbles." (note the Hawaii reference 8) )

2. Will Navy be inspired by our "upgrading" mascots and change their mascot from a goat to a more intimidating one -- a cruise missle

1. AND Most important -- Will there be enough adult beverages on the Blvd. to get us through what may be the weirdest day on the Hilltop!

Re: Inquiring Minds Want to Know!

PostPosted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 1:31 am
by expony18
Statler wrote:10. Will Navy forget their sextant? Thus causing inerrant pitches, punts, and place kicks.

what is a sextant?

Statler wrote:9. Will BLM focus or will he be distracted by the Navy flyover?

No he has bad vision, and emmanuel sanders is going to remind him to stay focused

Statler wrote:8. Will the Navy napalm the endzone again? Thus causing the geldings to break and cause a reenactment of Peruna's I death on Mockingbird.

Peruna I died on mockingbird?

Statler wrote:7. After looking at the rider on the gelding with an orange shirt, will T. Boone slip and thank all OSU fans for being at the game?

Its OSU's homecoming why are they in town?

Statler wrote:6. Will June Jones be inspired by the presence of George Bush and say "mission accomplished" after seeing the geldings?

More likely when we reach 6 wins

Statler wrote:5. Will Jerry Jones and Madame Pickens trade plastic surgeon names?

Already done it

Statler wrote:4. Will Peruna make a beeline for JJ's sideline spot and let JJ know what he thinks like he did last week?

that was awesome

Statler wrote:3. While Michael Martin Murphy is trying to lip sync "Wildfire" will SMU's world reknown sound system pick up a recording of Don Ho singing "Tiny Bubbles." (note the Hawaii reference 8) )

I love hawaii

Statler wrote:2. Will Navy be inspired by our "upgrading" mascots and change their mascot from a goat to a more intimidating one -- a cruise missle

no maybe a tank, since they will spend all night on the ground

Statler wrote:1. AND Most important -- Will there be enough adult beverages on the Blvd. to get us through what may be the weirdest day on the Hilltop!

Im bringing a flask of crown

Re: Inquiring Minds Want to Know!

PostPosted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:02 am
by Statler
expony18 wrote:
Statler wrote:10. Will Navy forget their sextant? Thus causing inerrant pitches, punts, and place kicks.

what is a sextant?

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Statler wrote:8. Will the Navy napalm the endzone again? Thus causing the geldings to break and cause a reenactment of Peruna's I death on Mockingbird.

Peruna I died on mockingbird?

Yes, in 1934 - thus the Peruna Memorial in the South endzone

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peruna#Peruna_I_.281932-1934.29