Stallion Bounty

[Hilltop]

Since Stallion didn't care to take our group up on it's generous drink offer last night, we have decided on a different approach. Dead or alive... We are offering a Rum Fire Fishbowl to whoever delivers Stallion to us around 9:00.

Oh yeah, no matter what happens, Gary Patterson will NEVER be my coach of the year!

[expony18]

[Stallion]

I did go down there for awhile at something like 11:30-waited about 10 minutes for a drink and they were either too busy to wait on me or they were closing. The bartender never even turned around and was working on his register. Since there were about 25 guys and 3 girls i decided to go looking for a real bar. Got in at about 3:30. I've been at the Edge Pool for most of the day for the first 3 days except for today when I went to the North Shore. After the North Shore today and drinking for 3 straight days alcohol is not a priority at this moment. I swear my hands are shaking and I just went down for a bottle of Gatorade to hydrate. I may make it out later tonite-hopefully I won't.

[expony18]

gatorade won't help. go to the store and buy some pedialite

[Mestengo]

Lol

[expony18]

stallion how you feeling bud?

[Mestengo]

I did go down there for awhile at something like 11:30-waited about 10 minutes for a drink and they were either too busy to wait on me or they were closing. The bartender never even turned around and was working on his register. Since there were about 25 guys and 3 girls i decided to go looking for a real bar. Got in at about 3:30. I've been at the Edge Pool for most of the day for the first 3 days except for today when I went to the North Shore. After the North Shore today and drinking for 3 straight days alcohol is not a priority at this moment. I swear my hands are shaking and I just went down for a bottle of Gatorade to hydrate. I may make it out later tonite-hopefully I won't.

Bar service blew at that hotel Even with 50% tips. Lu Lu's next to the Marriott was GREAT!

[Insane_Pony_Posse]

gatorade won't help. go to the store and buy some pedialite

the secret is out!

[expony18]

gatorade won't help. go to the store and buy some pedialite

the secret is out!

yum

[LakeHighlandsPony]

I heard Stallion became addicted to Hawaiian ICE Meth and was currently being tracked on the Big Island by Dog the Bounty Hunter for an upcoming episode on A&E.

[Pony_Fan]

I don't think Stallion exists. I met several fellow Ponyfans this trip.

[Stallion]

obviously Stallion exists after you guys are tucked into bed. I don't do Happy Hour, h'oerderves, tiki torches and $15 drinks with exotic names-I do Bud Lite until Closing Time. I'll buy anybody a drink-as in Beer- that wants to find out if I exist. Red River tonite-I don't get there until about 11:20. Don't wear khaki's

[Pony_Fan]

just razzing you. Too bad we don't have a bowl in Spain for you. After hours, all I saw was hookers on the streets and the bars in the ghetto zone. Duke's closed early, as did all the other bars around the hotels.

[Hilltop]

Red River isn't really my scene, but if Stallion is going to be there buying drinks, I might just have to reconsider. Besides, I don't think anyone from the SMU family is against more opportunities to celebrate our football team's recent greatness.

[Stallion]

Open to anyone-go to the South east bar in the corner against the back wall. Ask for a good looking brunette named Keisha who is in the middle of that bar stand(there are 3 girls working that stand)and mention SMU.

True story-Keisha is not my usual bartender but my regular bartender worked up to the date she was going to induce pregnancy-last Saturday-the day I left-no its not mine. Probably a 50-50% chance she'll be back at work but I'm not sure

And as for Spain-you realize my Mom was the Director of the Spanish Department at SMU in 1970s-1980s and started SMU-In-Spain. I had too much fun in College going to Fraternity parties so I never went to SMU-In-Spain.

I'm still trying to figure out how to politely turn down a prostitute-I'm doing something wrong-they always get mad. Must have turned down 15 prostitutes coming back late on Kuhio and Kakaloea St this week.