This One Time at Band Camp:The Music M--er Woman

[Stallion]

we haven't had a good band thread in awhile-
http://www.smudailycampus.com/mobile/ne ... -1.1487435

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODu888i14-I
(note Robert Preston in the Music Man had a BIG Pony-not a Shetland Pony-maybe June was a big fan)

[smusic 00]

Congrats to her

[Bergermeister]

A sophomore? We must be in a world of hurt. However, she couldn't be any worse than the dud we had last year. Hope she's not a heifer.

[couch 'em]

When will we have a male twirler? Clearly SMU is sexist by providing scholarship money to female twirlers but not male!

[Peruna_Ate_My_Rolex]

When will we have a male twirler? Clearly SMU is sexist by providing scholarship money to female twirlers but not male!

Are you lobbying for Couch 'em, Jr. to get a twirling scholarship?

[couch 'em]

When will we have a male twirler? Clearly SMU is sexist by providing scholarship money to female twirlers but not male!

Are you lobbying for Couch 'em, Jr. to get a twirling scholarship?

I was going to say that he could use that to pick up chicks, but considering how this devestatingly good looks will keep him surrounded by the finest grade A dumb bimbo chicks of questionable morals, he won't need any help.

[smupony94]

Didn't Jerry Seinfeld have a special "twirl" move?

[Peruna_Ate_My_Rolex]

When will we have a male twirler? Clearly SMU is sexist by providing scholarship money to female twirlers but not male!

Are you lobbying for Couch 'em, Jr. to get a twirling scholarship?

I was going to say that he could use that to pick up chicks, but considering how this devestatingly good looks will keep him surrounded by the finest grade A dumb bimbo chicks of questionable morals, he won't need any help.

Yeah, the young man will have his mom to thank for those good looks.

[Junior]

Ha! Before opening the thread, I spent a good sixty seconds trying to figure out what two letters were excluded so the title wouldn't get censored.