There's still a lot of time left...

[StangEsq]

If we can deny 1-2 players per week, we can get rid of all of our incoming 2010 class before the season starts... OR we could make it even more interesting by hosting a show on ESPN the day before school starts, during which we hold a lottery to decide which 10 remaining players we deny admission to.

These are just ideas; feel free to come up with better ones. The main goals are:

to harm the football team as much as possible
to be as unfair to the kids as possible
to bring as much negative PR to the school as possible