ok adopted frog, try this...

so you think that comparing bands is pathetic on our part?
ok, let's compare on other topics that DO count, IMO only:
football: only a fool would dispute that your program is in much better shape than ours at this point in the long history of both. advantage: TCU.
overall athletic program: though as a rabid college football fan i would take a great football program over a great overall program, i nevertheless think the edge here: SMU.
academics: a topic perhaps not appropriate for a sports forum, but a topic near and dear to this particular fan, hands down advantage, historically and currently: SMU.
campus beauty: hmmmm, let's see, beautiful, collegiate campus (us) vs. state mental institution-looking (inspiring?) assortment of buildings (you), advantage: SMU.
student body: based on anecdotal evidence only (my walking on campus regularly and down the boulevard on game day and observing the frightening souls from frogland shown on ESPN on thursday and the game vs. louisville), clear advantage: SMU (this is admittedly not one of the topics that DOES count, but i thought i'd throw it in for good measure, rivalry and all).
ok, let's compare on other topics that DO count, IMO only:
football: only a fool would dispute that your program is in much better shape than ours at this point in the long history of both. advantage: TCU.
overall athletic program: though as a rabid college football fan i would take a great football program over a great overall program, i nevertheless think the edge here: SMU.
academics: a topic perhaps not appropriate for a sports forum, but a topic near and dear to this particular fan, hands down advantage, historically and currently: SMU.
campus beauty: hmmmm, let's see, beautiful, collegiate campus (us) vs. state mental institution-looking (inspiring?) assortment of buildings (you), advantage: SMU.
student body: based on anecdotal evidence only (my walking on campus regularly and down the boulevard on game day and observing the frightening souls from frogland shown on ESPN on thursday and the game vs. louisville), clear advantage: SMU (this is admittedly not one of the topics that DOES count, but i thought i'd throw it in for good measure, rivalry and all).