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What would be a good excuse to leave work early....

PostPosted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 10:44 am
by ahhall22
Every minute my productivity at work decreases the closer it gets to the game. What are some good excuses I could tell my boss, so I can get off early and start tailgating?

Re: What would be a good excuse to leave work early....

PostPosted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 10:46 am
by feelan
ahhall22 wrote:Every minute my productivity at work decreases the closer it gets to the game. What are some good excuses I could tell my boss, so I can get off early and start tailgating?


explosive diarrhea?

Re: What would be a good excuse to leave work early....

PostPosted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 10:48 am
by cutter
any of these might work:

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=48196

Re: What would be a good excuse to leave work early....

PostPosted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 10:56 am
by ahhall22
Gary Patterson ate my assignment.

Re: What would be a good excuse to leave work early....

PostPosted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 10:58 am
by Pony ^
ahhall22 wrote:Gary Patterson ate my assignment.


Yes

Re: What would be a good excuse to leave work early....

PostPosted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 11:03 am
by Harry0569
pick up kids from school?

Re: What would be a good excuse to leave work early....

PostPosted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 11:04 am
by ahhall22
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Re: What would be a good excuse to leave work early....

PostPosted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 11:57 am
by BIGHORSE
I have the screaming squirts. :lol:

Re: What would be a good excuse to leave work early....

PostPosted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 12:02 pm
by Big Hoss
Harry0569 wrote:pick up kids from school?


Drop off kids at the pool

Re: What would be a good excuse to leave work early....

PostPosted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 12:11 pm
by JackSon 3
I gotta bone in my leg.......

Re: What would be a good excuse to leave work early....

PostPosted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 12:22 pm
by EastStang
Projectile vomiting works pretty well. A mouthful of Pea Soup and out the door you go.