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What would be a good excuse to leave work early....

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Fri Sep 24, 2010 10:44 am
by ahhall22
Every minute my productivity at work decreases the closer it gets to the game. What are some good excuses I could tell my boss, so I can get off early and start tailgating?
Re: What would be a good excuse to leave work early....

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Fri Sep 24, 2010 10:46 am
by feelan
ahhall22 wrote:Every minute my productivity at work decreases the closer it gets to the game. What are some good excuses I could tell my boss, so I can get off early and start tailgating?
explosive diarrhea?
Re: What would be a good excuse to leave work early....

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Fri Sep 24, 2010 10:48 am
by cutter
Re: What would be a good excuse to leave work early....

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Fri Sep 24, 2010 10:56 am
by ahhall22
Gary Patterson ate my assignment.
Re: What would be a good excuse to leave work early....

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Fri Sep 24, 2010 10:58 am
by Pony ^
ahhall22 wrote:Gary Patterson ate my assignment.
Yes
Re: What would be a good excuse to leave work early....

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Fri Sep 24, 2010 11:03 am
by Harry0569
pick up kids from school?
Re: What would be a good excuse to leave work early....

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Fri Sep 24, 2010 11:04 am
by ahhall22
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Re: What would be a good excuse to leave work early....

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Fri Sep 24, 2010 11:57 am
by BIGHORSE
I have the screaming squirts.

Re: What would be a good excuse to leave work early....

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Fri Sep 24, 2010 12:02 pm
by Big Hoss
Harry0569 wrote:pick up kids from school?
Drop off kids at the pool
Re: What would be a good excuse to leave work early....

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Fri Sep 24, 2010 12:11 pm
by JackSon 3
I gotta bone in my leg.......
Re: What would be a good excuse to leave work early....

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Fri Sep 24, 2010 12:22 pm
by EastStang
Projectile vomiting works pretty well. A mouthful of Pea Soup and out the door you go.