SMU plays Navy. Mother of God! Panic! It's Over!

Tired of trying to surf through all those threads because you're just not panicked enough and you need a place to just need to go into the fetal position for four days?
Are those sleepless nights about the game Saturday in Annapolis just making you pull your hair out? But is that hair pulling therpeutic in some creepy kind of way?
Fear not. By accessing this thread, you can dump all of your panic thoughts about the Navy game here.
We're off to a pretty good start. (Scratch that. It's now Field Turf -- but will it drain as well as we're led to believe? Hmmmm)
So far, We've had the following:
The [fill in school name here] scares me to death. (You can't have panic without this one)
Navy will run all over SMU in the second half. That's a given (Courtesy of Admiral Panic, Counch'em)
Well, it's going to rain on Thursday and that grass field will still be wet by Saturday (But don't worry about the potential wind and sun drying the field between then and gametime).
Do we need to change defenses for this game? (Should we even play defense because we won't stop them anyway?)
We don't need to go all out to beat Navy. We need to just focus on CUSA. (You bet. Cancel the flight and just sign and send the forfeit papers signaling it's just not in our best interests to play.)
Now to add:
* Well, I respect Navy because they fight to protect our freedom, and I don't know if that's such a good thing to beat them.
* Our defense will be gassed in the second half like it always is. (That's making a strong run behind the [school] game scares me talking point)
* Their QB Dobbs is hurt but he'll be 100% for us and we won't stop him. We've never stopped him.
* Their flexbone is so assignment football for us. If we can hold them to 240, that'll be a victory.
* There will be so much pressure on our offense to keep the ball and make sure they don't get it back.
* We don't play well on grass.
* I can't pull against Roger Staubach. He lives in Dallas.
* They are averaging 10 yards per completion. Our corners will have a hard time keeping up.
The floor is yours.
Are those sleepless nights about the game Saturday in Annapolis just making you pull your hair out? But is that hair pulling therpeutic in some creepy kind of way?
Fear not. By accessing this thread, you can dump all of your panic thoughts about the Navy game here.
We're off to a pretty good start. (Scratch that. It's now Field Turf -- but will it drain as well as we're led to believe? Hmmmm)
So far, We've had the following:
The [fill in school name here] scares me to death. (You can't have panic without this one)
Navy will run all over SMU in the second half. That's a given (Courtesy of Admiral Panic, Counch'em)
Well, it's going to rain on Thursday and that grass field will still be wet by Saturday (But don't worry about the potential wind and sun drying the field between then and gametime).
Do we need to change defenses for this game? (Should we even play defense because we won't stop them anyway?)
We don't need to go all out to beat Navy. We need to just focus on CUSA. (You bet. Cancel the flight and just sign and send the forfeit papers signaling it's just not in our best interests to play.)
Now to add:
* Well, I respect Navy because they fight to protect our freedom, and I don't know if that's such a good thing to beat them.
* Our defense will be gassed in the second half like it always is. (That's making a strong run behind the [school] game scares me talking point)
* Their QB Dobbs is hurt but he'll be 100% for us and we won't stop him. We've never stopped him.
* Their flexbone is so assignment football for us. If we can hold them to 240, that'll be a victory.
* There will be so much pressure on our offense to keep the ball and make sure they don't get it back.
* We don't play well on grass.
* I can't pull against Roger Staubach. He lives in Dallas.
* They are averaging 10 yards per completion. Our corners will have a hard time keeping up.
The floor is yours.