SMU plays Houston. It's 95-21 all over again! PANIC!
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:49 amTired of trying to surf through all those threads because you're just not panicked enough and you need a place to go into the fetal position for four days?
Are those sleepless nights about the homecoming game Saturday against Cougar High just making you pull your hair out? But is that hair pulling therpeutic in some creepy kind of way?
Fear not. By accessing this thread, you can dump all of your panic thoughts about the Cougar High game here.
As always, we start with the standby:
* The [insert school name here] game scares me to death.
To continue:
* Although most posters predicted 2010 records anywhere from 5-7 to 8-4, the sky is now officially falling at 4-3 following the loss to Navy because expectations have not been met. What about that 3-0 CUSA record? Well, just don't worry about that. The sky is still falling. This season is an utter disaster.
* WHEN SMU loses to Houston, it will fall to 3-1 in CUSA and won't have the tiebreaker because Houston will win the rest of its games. SMU will be lucky if we can even get to .500
* It doesn't matter that true freshman quarterback David Piland had a shaky game against Rice, he will rebound against us, play well and kick our fannys. We know that because we saw it with Kyle Padron last year.
* David Piland is the best quarterback Southlake Carroll has ever produced. What about Greg McElroy winning a national title at Alabama? That doesn't matter. McElroy had a better surrounding cast.
* If our ridiculous secondary can give up a 50-yard bomb to bleeping Navy last week, Houston will tear us up. Their OL will be spirited and DEs Taylor Thompson and Margus Hunt won't meet the challenge.
* Sooner or later our LBs are going to play crappy. This is that week. Davis, who takes plays offs in some cases, will just be roaming around aimlessly.
* We can't cover kickoffs. Why start now?
* All those yards Zach Line has rushed for? Reality is setting in now. We need Fields on the Field. But that probably won't work either.
* Teams will watch that Navy film to see how we were stopped (254 yards and 3 TDs?) But we got stopped. So we're done. We'll be lucky to complete passes at a clip of 45% for the balance of the season.
* Those streetwalker cheerleaders with white boots will be a distraction. The sun will reflect off those boots and blind us.
* Those fata$$es in the big white Dusters will tilt the field so our timing will be off.
* Their band playing that choo choo train song on kickoffs will negate our ability to return kickoffs.
* I fear their air raid horn. Even though it won't be here, I'll mentally be able to hear it.
And with that, you're on your own:
Are those sleepless nights about the homecoming game Saturday against Cougar High just making you pull your hair out? But is that hair pulling therpeutic in some creepy kind of way?
Fear not. By accessing this thread, you can dump all of your panic thoughts about the Cougar High game here.
As always, we start with the standby:
* The [insert school name here] game scares me to death.
To continue:
* Although most posters predicted 2010 records anywhere from 5-7 to 8-4, the sky is now officially falling at 4-3 following the loss to Navy because expectations have not been met. What about that 3-0 CUSA record? Well, just don't worry about that. The sky is still falling. This season is an utter disaster.
* WHEN SMU loses to Houston, it will fall to 3-1 in CUSA and won't have the tiebreaker because Houston will win the rest of its games. SMU will be lucky if we can even get to .500
* It doesn't matter that true freshman quarterback David Piland had a shaky game against Rice, he will rebound against us, play well and kick our fannys. We know that because we saw it with Kyle Padron last year.
* David Piland is the best quarterback Southlake Carroll has ever produced. What about Greg McElroy winning a national title at Alabama? That doesn't matter. McElroy had a better surrounding cast.
* If our ridiculous secondary can give up a 50-yard bomb to bleeping Navy last week, Houston will tear us up. Their OL will be spirited and DEs Taylor Thompson and Margus Hunt won't meet the challenge.
* Sooner or later our LBs are going to play crappy. This is that week. Davis, who takes plays offs in some cases, will just be roaming around aimlessly.
* We can't cover kickoffs. Why start now?
* All those yards Zach Line has rushed for? Reality is setting in now. We need Fields on the Field. But that probably won't work either.
* Teams will watch that Navy film to see how we were stopped (254 yards and 3 TDs?) But we got stopped. So we're done. We'll be lucky to complete passes at a clip of 45% for the balance of the season.
* Those streetwalker cheerleaders with white boots will be a distraction. The sun will reflect off those boots and blind us.
* Those fata$$es in the big white Dusters will tilt the field so our timing will be off.
* Their band playing that choo choo train song on kickoffs will negate our ability to return kickoffs.
* I fear their air raid horn. Even though it won't be here, I'll mentally be able to hear it.
And with that, you're on your own:
