Top 10: New Year's resolutions

From the home office, High on the Hilltop, the Top 10 New Year's resolutions for SMU athletics in 2004:
10. A return to full health for Rico Harris, Lucky DeLay, Suzanne Collins, Townsend Hargis, Alisa Wright, Richuel Massey, Jay Taylor, and all other Ponies who were injured this year
9. A spread of the "team first, no stars" attitude shown this year by the men's basketball team
8. A quick cohesiveness among the offensive linemen and an understanding of the new coach's blocking scheme
7. A stylist to find a happy medium between the hairstyles of Coach Dement and Bobby Aitkenhead
6. Regional and national respect (and ranking) for the women's soccer team -- and a well-deserved nosedive for those wannabe pretenders at Texas A&M
5. A wider variety of replica jerseys at The Spirit Shop
4. A visible presence at all sports by returning alumni coming back to support the current Mustangs
3. Another football recruiting class that continues to lay the foundation for a bright future at Ford Stadium
2. A national championship for Schellas Hyndman
And the #1 New Year's resolutio for SMU athletics:
1. A football win over TCU!
10. A return to full health for Rico Harris, Lucky DeLay, Suzanne Collins, Townsend Hargis, Alisa Wright, Richuel Massey, Jay Taylor, and all other Ponies who were injured this year
9. A spread of the "team first, no stars" attitude shown this year by the men's basketball team
8. A quick cohesiveness among the offensive linemen and an understanding of the new coach's blocking scheme
7. A stylist to find a happy medium between the hairstyles of Coach Dement and Bobby Aitkenhead
6. Regional and national respect (and ranking) for the women's soccer team -- and a well-deserved nosedive for those wannabe pretenders at Texas A&M
5. A wider variety of replica jerseys at The Spirit Shop
4. A visible presence at all sports by returning alumni coming back to support the current Mustangs
3. Another football recruiting class that continues to lay the foundation for a bright future at Ford Stadium
2. A national championship for Schellas Hyndman
And the #1 New Year's resolutio for SMU athletics:
1. A football win over TCU!