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someone said he stated last week that the opponent was Southern Mississippi. Today on his post game show he called us Southern Memphis.

When he gets to Southern Midland we will know he has gone too far.

He was too busy thinking up clever additions to his résumé to read the press releases before the game.

I guess that explains it...his offense must be dumbed down so that a true freshman can run it, as opposed to an offense that takes one of the best academic performers over two years and counting to fully grasp