You might read about me in the news...

[smudubs]

I've mentioned this before, but my wife is an adjunct professor at SMU. If one more football player texts or calls her this summer, you will be reading about a player having a size sixteen shoe surgically removed from his @$$.

Seriously, I have been extremely impressed by the work ethic that the guys she has had have exhibited over the last year. If they work that [deleted] the field, we are in for a special season.

[Water Pony]

Thanks for the encouraging and positive insight.

[ALEX LIFESON]

Thanks for the encouraging and positive insight.

Hey pal, you're just a cheerleader, a "shill for the athletic department"!

[mathman]

What state are they from? If they aren't Texas players it doesn't matter.

[PonyKai]

What state are they from? If they aren't Texas players it doesn't matter.

yawn.

[mathman]

What state are they from? If they aren't Texas players it doesn't matter.

yawn.

Hopefully you caught the sarcasm in my statement.

[SMU89]

Your wife has big feet.

[NickSMU17]

yawn

[PonyKai]

It was directed at your sarcasm.

[mathman]

It was directed at your sarcasm.

Got it. On a more positive note, thanks "smudubs" for the upbeat news. Tell your wife we appreciate the effort.

[Mitch McConnell]

yawn

Nick, I just checked outside. The sky is still where it was when I last left it.

[Mustangsabu]

Your wife has big feet.