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Just like the Aggy joke thread says, it has to be done. It’s honestly waaaayyyy to easy to bash Aggy, so here I go:

Yell Leaders/milkmen/ice cream guys/ etc..- no need to elaborate, we all know.

Corps- changed to a group of overweight [deleted] with crewcuts over the past decades. “Squeeze em Aggs”. WOW.

Dog mascot Reveille is a 5 star general along with Eisenhower and MacArthur. Hahahah
Burying the dogs that died in the endzone so they can watch the game. Actually kind of cool how protected this mascot is, but I can’t wait until Uga enters his kingdom. That is if Aggy allows another dog on the football field. They will probably stab it with their swords before it can even bark.

No walking on grass.This also goes for the football field as it is "holy ground." We all know what happened when one of our own violated aggy rules. Funny.

Fish Camp- A.K.A. a brain washing session for incoming freshmen to learn how to hate Texas, t.u., tu, t-sips, sips, t-shirt fans, whorns, etc…. Nothing else matters,pathetic.War Hymn is all about hating Texas. Literally….all of it

Ugly campus…and I mean UGLY. It seems like every building looks like an outdoor storage place. For those that have never been, you are in for a real treat.

"when the team scores, everybody scores.” Whenever Aggy score points during the game, students kiss their dates.. In some cases, it’s downright funny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f7X5vVdVC8 --- Also, notice the yell leaders right before field goal

Midnight yell- “we must practice our cheers!!” Give me a break. GAY. If the team is "outscored" or "runs out of time" (Aggies never lose), a mini-Yell Practice is held in Kyle Field before the crowd disperses.

Instead of booing, aggies HISS. Very comical when you witness this in person. The milkmen do some crazy motions and gymnastics as the entire crowd hisses. Weaksauce.

Whoop, whooooooooooooooooop, whooooop- Constant, annoying, gay. Sort of feels like a Nazi rally at Nuremberg. CULT.

Maroon cars complete with several aggy stickers everywhere. Why does an aggy feel the need further the weirdness by getting a maroon car just because of a&m?

Last but not least: the SEC business. The aggy boards go something like this topic wise:
SEC
SEC
SEC?

WE’RE IN!!!

Better recruits now that we are in sec!! Everyone will play for us now!
We will win national title this year but would lose at least 4 games in the SEC right now.

WHAT!!! No invite!

No SEC according to Joe Schad..

Lets kill Dan Branch

SEC
SEC SEC SEC SEC
We still have a chance!
SEC

Sh*t!! We lost to SMU??

I know this post is in no way classy and I could care less. But I will give them some props on a few things:
The swaying at Kyle field- cool in person, almost made me throw up.
Kyle Field is loud, very loud.
Bonfire- hope they bring back the real bonfire, may the 12 students rest in peace.
The red, white, and blue out after 9/11. That was awesome: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ovy7GwG5Utw

Lets win this thing. Pony up!

Someone said that the Yell Leaders uniforms look like TDC wear.

but really...


doesn't this video say it all?

http://vimeo.com/26529303

RednBlue11 wrote:but really...


doesn't this video say it all?

http://vimeo.com/26529303

Yes. That and "squeeze em ags"

Pony ^ wrote:Just like the Aggy joke thread says, it has to be done. It’s honestly waaaayyyy to easy to bash Aggy, so here I go:

Yell Leaders/milkmen/ice cream guys/ etc..- no need to elaborate, we all know.

Corps- changed to a group of overweight [deleted] with crewcuts over the past decades. “Squeeze em Aggs”. WOW.

Dog mascot Reveille is a 5 star general along with Eisenhower and MacArthur. Hahahah
Burying the dogs that died in the endzone so they can watch the game. Actually kind of cool how protected this mascot is, but I can’t wait until Uga enters his kingdom. That is if Aggy allows another dog on the football field. They will probably stab it with their swords before it can even bark.

No walking on grass.This also goes for the football field as it is "holy ground." We all know what happened when one of our own violated aggy rules. Funny.

Fish Camp- A.K.A. a brain washing session for incoming freshmen to learn how to hate Texas, t.u., tu, t-sips, sips, t-shirt fans, whorns, etc…. Nothing else matters,pathetic.War Hymn is all about hating Texas. Literally….all of it

Ugly campus…and I mean UGLY. It seems like every building looks like an outdoor storage place. For those that have never been, you are in for a real treat.

"when the team scores, everybody scores.” Whenever Aggy score points during the game, students kiss their dates.. In some cases, it’s downright funny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f7X5vVdVC8 --- Also, notice the yell leaders right before field goal

Midnight yell- “we must practice our cheers!!” Give me a break. GAY. If the team is "outscored" or "runs Instead of booing, aggies HISS. Very comical when you witness this in person. The milkmen do some crazy motions and gymnastics as the entire crowd hisses. Weaksauce.

Whoop, whooooooooooooooooop, whooooop- Constant, annoying, gay. Sort of feels like a Nazi rally at Nuremberg. CULT.

Maroon cars complete with several aggy stickers everywhere. Why does an aggy feel the need further the weirdness by getting a maroon car just because of a&m?

Last but not least: the SEC business. The aggy boards go something like this topic wise:
SEC
SEC
SEC?

WE’RE IN!!!

Better recruits now that we are in sec!! Everyone will play for us now!
We will win national title this year but would lose at least 4 games in the SEC right now.

WHAT!!! No invite!

No SEC according to Joe Schad..

Lets kill Dan Branch

SEC
SEC SEC SEC SEC
We still have a chance!
SEC

Sh*t!! We lost to SMU??

I know this post is in no way classy and I could care less. But I will give them some props on a few things:
The swaying at Kyle field- cool in person, almost made me throw up.
Kyle Field is loud, very loud.
Bonfire- hope they bring back the real bonfire, may the 12 students rest in peace.
The red, white, and blue out after 9/11. That was awesome: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ovy7GwG5Utw

Lets win this thing. Pony upout of time" (Aggies never lose), a mini-Yell Practice is held in Kyle Field before the crowd disperses.

!

This thread is money. And don't forget the Aggie Band Halftime Funeral Procession climaxing in the 100 yard long block T formation. For those too young to know the story, in 1974 the Aggies came into the Cotton Bowl ranked #1 in the Country to play the Mustangs. At halftime, the Aggie Band went into their march to set up that formation, when the music ended they were in a lopsided y instead of a T. SMU won the game as well to really spoil their day. Baylor ended up winning the SWC that year for the first time ever instead of the Ags. How did that T turn into a y? Well, 100 SMU students sat in the stands and started blowing whistles and the band was instructed only to make their cuts when the whistle blew. Funniest stunt ever pulled. I don't suggest that you take whistles to Kyle Field (you'd probably be run through with a sword), but I wouldn't be surprised if they came to Dallas and it worked. Also, of note was the Rice MOB incident in which they wore stormtrooper outfits and marched on the field playing the Aggie War Hymn backwards. As the show went on, they went into a fire hydrant formation to show respect for Revelie's death and played "oh where oh where has my little dog gone." They needed a police escort to leave their own stadium.

I can't make this stuff up:

http://texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp? ... =&opt=post

sorry if wrong area,but wanted people to read this. I have a new neighbor and he built this huge 2 story house right behind me. He moved in last night. I live in the southwest part of austin. Well he has these flood lights turned on in the backyard and they were going right into my bedroom window. So at 11:30 I drove over to his house and explained the situation and he looked at me like So what. They are staying on. I said okay. I went back home and this morning the whorn woke up to NO fence line between me and his house. His expression was priceless. He asked why I did that? I told him I had plenty of light to work with. He is beside himself now and I think a little baffled. Point being never push a Infrantryman around and think there will not be a reaction.

Junior wrote:I can't make this stuff up:

http://texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp? ... =&opt=post

sorry if wrong area,but wanted people to read this. I have a new neighbor and he built this huge 2 story house right behind me. He moved in last night. I live in the southwest part of austin. Well he has these flood lights turned on in the backyard and they were going right into my bedroom window. So at 11:30 I drove over to his house and explained the situation and he looked at me like So what. They are staying on. I said okay. I went back home and this morning the whorn woke up to NO fence line between me and his house. His expression was priceless. He asked why I did that? I told him I had plenty of light to work with. He is beside himself now and I think a little baffled. Point being never push a Infrantryman around and think there will not be a reaction.

why did he take down the fence?

Junior wrote:I can't make this stuff up:

http://texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp? ... =&opt=post

sorry if wrong area,but wanted people to read this. I have a new neighbor and he built this huge 2 story house right behind me. He moved in last night. I live in the southwest part of austin. Well he has these flood lights turned on in the backyard and they were going right into my bedroom window. So at 11:30 I drove over to his house and explained the situation and he looked at me like So what. They are staying on. I said okay. I went back home and this morning the whorn woke up to NO fence line between me and his house. His expression was priceless. He asked why I did that? I told him I had plenty of light to work with. He is beside himself now and I think a little baffled. Point being never push a Infrantryman around and think there will not be a reaction.

lol

RednBlue11 wrote:

Junior wrote:I can't make this stuff up:

http://texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp? ... =&opt=post

sorry if wrong area,but wanted people to read this. I have a new neighbor and he built this huge 2 story house right behind me. He moved in last night. I live in the southwest part of austin. Well he has these flood lights turned on in the backyard and they were going right into my bedroom window. So at 11:30 I drove over to his house and explained the situation and he looked at me like So what. They are staying on. I said okay. I went back home and this morning the whorn woke up to NO fence line between me and his house. His expression was priceless. He asked why I did that? I told him I had plenty of light to work with. He is beside himself now and I think a little baffled. Point being never push a Infrantryman around and think there will not be a reaction.

why did he take down the fence?

you can't try to understand aggies. it will make your head hurt.

"never push a Infrantryman around and think there will not be a reaction."

Wow. He sure got him. The best was the guys reaction: Why did you do that?

Pony ^ wrote:"never push a Infrantryman around and think there will not be a reaction."

Wow. He sure got him. The best was the guys reaction: Why did you do that?

aggy sure showed him!

on another note, there's an aggy in austin who can't figure out how his dog escaped from the yard last night...

EastStang wrote: Also, of note was the Rice MOB incident in which they wore stormtrooper outfits and marched on the field playing the Aggie War Hymn backwards. As the show went on, they went into a fire hydrant formation to show respect for Revelie's death and played "oh where oh where has my little dog gone." They needed a police escort to leave their own stadium.

Rice sucks and so does its stupid band.

Moderators....

The word sucks offends me...

I would prefer the use of inhale with extreme force...thanks....

NickSMU17 wrote:Moderators....

The word sucks offends me...

I would prefer the use of inhale with extreme force...thanks....

Clever?