Winner Aggie Joke

[ponyte]

The judges have meet twice, scored and debated the entries.

Those deemed ineligible, mrydel, ponyte, peruna81 & ponylb

Videos and links to videos were also ineligible.

Objective scoring was based on initial reaction (Range from nothing to Laughing So Hard People Ask What’s So Funny), Deep thoughts or simply mindless, Repeatable,. A max score of 6 was possible. The highest score was 5 (multiple entries)

In addition, the judges noted whether a joke was old or new and whether it was a variation of a joke).

The rest of the judging was subjective.

Both judges had disagreements as to which were the finalist. Finalist were selected on unanimous consent as was the final winner.

35 jokes were evaluated.

We created a superficial category of which the winner was SMUer for “Best Link to an Aggie Gay Pride Parade audition”

We also had to award PonyLaw_aTm a “WTF, Can’t take a Joke” award
Finalist included, PonyTime, Pony^, Junior, lwjr, Mexmustang, soccermom, & RednBlue11

And the winner:

PonyTime for his joke about the Aggie road work.

[Junior]

I consider it an honor to be a finalist...

[One Trick Pony]

You could have at least reposted the winning joke so I could ridicule it.

[PonyTime]

Thank you, thank you. I did not even know there was a competition.

I office next to an Aggie mechanical Engineer - so Aggie Jokes are always top of mind . . .

And here's the winner:


An Aggie had just completed his studies and was awarded a BS Degree in mechanical engineering. He was immediately hired by the Texas highway department.

His job was to paint the yellow stripe down the middle of the highway. After three days, his boss called him in and advised him that he was no longer needed.

When the Aggie inquired as to the reason for his dismissal, the boss replied, "On your first day here, you painted three miles of stripe, which is good. On your second day, you painted two miles; not as good, but still acceptable. Today, you only painted one mile. This is too far below our standards."

The Aggie accepted the explanation, saying on his way out the door, "Well, alright, but I want you to know, it wasn't my fault. The paint can kept getting farther away."

[One Trick Pony]

Oh man, Guess that's what happens when two senior citizens are judging the pot.

I can't read the long jokes....

Here are my favorites

How do you get a one-armed Aggie out of a tree? Wave to him

What do you call an aggie in a tree w/a bunch of monkeys? Branch manager.
( BTW soccer mom you spelt monkeys wrong lol)

How did the Aggie break his leg on the golf course? He fell off the ball washer.

[peruna81]

Thank you, thank you. I did not even know there was a competition.

I office next to an Aggie mechanical Engineer - so Aggie Jokes are always top of mind . . .

And here's the winner:


An Aggie had just completed his studies and was awarded a BS Degree in mechanical engineering. He was immediately hired by the Texas highway department.

His job was to paint the yellow stripe down the middle of the highway. After three days, his boss called him in and advised him that he was no longer needed.

When the Aggie inquired as to the reason for his dismissal, the boss replied, "On your first day here, you painted three miles of stripe, which is good. On your second day, you painted two miles; not as good, but still acceptable. Today, you only painted one mile. This is too far below our standards."

The Aggie accepted the explanation, saying on his way out the door, "Well, alright, but I want you to know, it wasn't my fault. The paint can kept getting farther away."

Alright, Pony Time...nicely done. Thanks to our two judges, who will also be awarded Layne's certificates if they are present for the game Sunday. I will need to get dates/locations for you fine folks-PM me with the appropriate info...and KEEP THE THREAD ALIVE as the game approaches.

Go Mustangs!

[ponyscott]

I still like..... the difference between a Hockey Goalie and a TAMU Cheerleader.?......they BOTH change their pads after 3 Periods.

[HB Pony Dad]

Since this apparently got lost in my post on another thread...

Subject: JUST CAN'T FIX STUPID

"Sure wish they'd invent sumthin' to keep the sun outta my eyes."



This was found by brilliant GF, Alexandra, who e-mailed it to me immediately!

... any other prizes should be awarded to her!

[soccermom]

What do you call an aggie in a tree w/a bunch of monkeys? Branch manager.
( BTW soccer mom you spelt monkeys wrong lol)

Please accept my apologies.Too much wine, I guess!

[diamond_tom]

Aggie hotties thread

[smusic 00]

Short thread.

[peruna81]

PonyTime, ponyte and mrydel;

Please note your location below for this weekends festivities, so that I may get you your well-deserved Layne's gift certificates...time is a wastin'.

[mrydel]

I will be in my den in Sherwood. No award needed for me. It was a pleasure to be a judge and enjoy the luncheon sessions with Ponyte. Thank you for the opportunity to serve in such a worthy cause.

[RednBlue11]

top 7....

[ponywhupp9202]

I heard aTm has found two new uses for sheep:


Meat and wool