Ten Good Things About Realignment

[Mexmustang]

1. West Virginia, Texas Tech and Oklahoma State all get exposed masquerading as institutions of higher learning. How did Dez Bryant even get into OSU? Into high school?

2. The University of Texas is exposed as a dysfunctional team player having destroyed two conferences and leading candidate for a third. Too bad Mac Brown will never see another Rose Bowl except by playing in the PAC.

3. UCLA, Washington, Washington State, Oregon State, Arizona, Arizona State, Colorado, TTU, OSU, and even Texas may never see another BCS bowl. Iowa State and Kansas may have the opportunity.

4. Ken Starr finally has a legal case better than "White Water", only this time he wins.

5. The guessing game begins--which schools in these super conferences sink to the level of irrelevancy? No matter how strong or how weak a conference there is always a bottom 50%, schools that ultimately sink to the bottom--and stay.

6. ESPN risks insolvency and has to renegotiate every College TV contract--dropping the Whorn network altogether. Horns go to Televisa and establish a Spanish channel "el Horny" on channel 51.

7. ESPN does a market survey. They suddenly realize that in the process of realignment has reduced the number of college football fans watching their 'super games' by 55%.

8. Fox, CBS, and NBC all challenge ESPN in the courts for illegally conspiring with new conferences to dominate college sports. ESPN is forced to drop Monday Night Football and break into regional stations ala FOX Sports SW.

9. The Bowl system is made irrelevant and replaced by conference championships.

10. The BCS finally comes tumbling down from its own BS.

[docabel]

10 a. It keeps your fan base so pre-occupied with what conference you are or are not going to, that they don't have time to focus on the actual football being played on the field, allowing players and coaches to escape criticism on team message boards.

[redpony]

Mex- good list but you forgot 6A- channel 52- called 'La Puta' . It is a combination channel of women's sports and 'water' sports.

GO PONIES!!!

[Mexmustang]

Feel free to edit, I am stuck in a negotiation going nowhere, and we'll send it to Letterman!

[SMU2007]

can dez bryant read? my money is on no.

[Mestengo]

Mex i like the islANDS

[Mexmustang]

Unfortunately, Mexico City to Washington DC and back and back and back...

[Mestengo]

Unfortunately, Mexico City to Washington DC and back and back and back...

Mexico city Yikes. Don't get caught transporting thoes chips