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I Think I Know Why Patterson Got Upset and What He Should Do

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Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:57 am
by San Antonio Mustang
In trying to understand Patterson's illogical, irrational, paranoid response to a complement by June Jones I think I came upon the reason it happened. You have probably noticed as I have that Patterson is always retying his shoes. I think Tuesday morning he must have tied them too tight.

Now the solution for him is untie the shoes and pull up his Big Girl panties and get on with it.
Re: I Think I Know Why Patterson Got Upset and What He Shoul

Posted:
Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:59 am
by smupony94
I think it is due to so many threads being started about him
Re: I Think I Know Why Patterson Got Upset and What He Shoul

Posted:
Wed Oct 05, 2011 11:01 am
by ponynut
Someone needs to remind him he LOST the game!
Re: I Think I Know Why Patterson Got Upset and What He Shoul

Posted:
Wed Oct 05, 2011 12:05 pm
by gostangs
lets consolidate these threads or junk them. He doesnt deserve all this attention. Time to focus on UCF - we have business to attend to.
Re: I Think I Know Why Patterson Got Upset and What He Shoul

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Wed Oct 05, 2011 12:15 pm
by cutter
gostangs wrote:lets consolidate these threads or junk them. He doesnt deserve all this attention. Time to focus on UCF - we have business to attend to.
are you kidding? it was turning out to be a ho-hum bye week (okay, except for the sec stuff), but now we had something/somebody to kick around for a couple of days. fun.
Re: I Think I Know Why Patterson Got Upset and What He Shoul

Posted:
Wed Oct 05, 2011 12:44 pm
by NickSMU17
Need to focus on how to fill ford for UCF...the game will take care of itself...
Re: I Think I Know Why Patterson Got Upset and What He Shoul

Posted:
Wed Oct 05, 2011 1:37 pm
by mrydel
I say this with a part of my tongue in my cheek, but if all you fine folks in the suites and club area would come out to the outdoor seats, the crowd would look bigger even without an increase in ticket sales. But instead they once again are offering deals for the outdoor people to buy inside seats for the UCF game. I could understand it somewhat when the temperature was 110 but why promote moving inside when we want to see a full stadium?
Re: I Think I Know Why Patterson Got Upset and What He Shoul

Posted:
Wed Oct 05, 2011 1:38 pm
by smupony94
15,000 is so close Mrydel
Re: I Think I Know Why Patterson Got Upset and What He Shoul

Posted:
Wed Oct 05, 2011 1:40 pm
by garyfatterson
gostangs wrote:lets consolidate these threads or junk them. He doesnt deserve all this attention. Time to focus on UCF - we have business to attend to.
I do deserve all this attention. I'm 40, I'm a man and I like hostess cakes.
Re: I Think I Know Why Patterson Got Upset and What He Shoul

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Wed Oct 05, 2011 1:40 pm
by Stallion
The Big East will be watching-somehow some way we need 30,000
Re: I Think I Know Why Patterson Got Upset and What He Shoul

Posted:
Wed Oct 05, 2011 1:41 pm
by smupony94
You have at least 5,000 former Red River hotties. Give them a call.