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Bombard the wives of the coaches, ADs, Presidents of the Universities, Governor of the SEC states etc with pretty brochures about the shopping, dining, hotels, cultural amenities, shopping, shopping and more shopping available a short plane ride away from their comparatively dreary college towns. These ladies never get to a metropolis like Dallas on the weekend during the football season.

Then bombard the sons of coaches, ADs, presidents and governors with SMU coeds with loose morals.

MustangStealth wrote:Then bombard the sons of coaches, ADs, presidents and governors with SMU coeds with loose morals.

An octegenarian UT alumna here in Austin recently asked me if I knew why SMU girls didn't engage in group sex orgies. I didn't.

"They would have to write all of those thank you notes."

Topper wrote:

MustangStealth wrote:Then bombard the sons of coaches, ADs, presidents and governors with SMU coeds with loose morals.

An octegenarian UT alumna here in Austin recently asked me if I knew why SMU girls didn't engage in group sex orgies. I didn't.

"They would have to write all of those thank you notes."

Topper wrote:Bombard the wives of the coaches, ADs, Presidents of the Universities, Governor of the SEC states etc with pretty brochures about the shopping, dining, hotels, cultural amenities, shopping, shopping and more shopping available a short plane ride away from their comparatively dreary college towns. These ladies never get to a metropolis like Dallas on the weekend during the football season.

The governor of Florida is an SMU alum.

there ya go...

Topper wrote:

MustangStealth wrote:Then bombard the sons of coaches, ADs, presidents and governors with SMU coeds with loose morals.

An octegenarian UT alumna here in Austin recently asked me if I knew why SMU girls didn't engage in group sex orgies. I didn't.

"They would have to write all of those thank you notes."

Hahahaha I'm stealing that joke.

Whatever. That's an old one about the Junior League.