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TTU Panic Thread

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Fri Aug 30, 2013 4:24 am
by ponyte
OMG! I can't believe we haven't hit the panic button yet.
We have absolutely no chance because
TTU has a new coaching staff and our coaching staff doesn't have a clue what will be run.
We have so many question marks at every position going out to the 3rd team positions. Especially at QB, RB, WR, Slot/TE and almost the entire Oline.
I can't even think about the D line without curling up in the fetal position and wetting myself.
LB, we lost so much, how could we ever replace them?
Secondary will have so many injuries that any chance of success there will be injured early and often.
TTU will start a walk on Freshman QB and that means our D will instantly turn him into a Heisman candidate. We have seen it before!
TTU has out recruited us and is so awesome that we just don't have a chance.
Other than me and about 5 other Mustang Fans, the rest of the crowd will be all diehard big money TTU boosters. It will be humiliating on TV.
The big horsey will leave a steaming pile right before the game starts on about the 10 yard line and it will make ESPN's plays of the day.
We have no chance, Time to lose control and sob incoherently.
I know I am not alone. There is so much to panic about.
Re: TTU Panic Thread

Posted:
Fri Aug 30, 2013 6:35 am
by mrydel
By golly, I think you have nailed it. I might stay home.
Re: TTU Panic Thread

Posted:
Fri Aug 30, 2013 6:45 am
by Pony^
Forget about Tech, the whole program is doomed . . .
SMU will never be anything close to what it once was.
http://features.blogs.fortune.cnn.com/2013/08/29/why-smu-never-recovered-from-its-scandal/This Whitford guy needs to let it go.
Re: TTU Panic Thread

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Fri Aug 30, 2013 7:40 am
by The PonyGrad
Good point, there has been no panic thread yet. In fact when I saw the subject I thought it was a link to a TxTech site where they were panicing.

Re: TTU Panic Thread

Posted:
Fri Aug 30, 2013 8:44 am
by mustangxc
I don't think this thread will get too many replies. Most SMU fans are so panicked that they are hiding under the covers. It won't be safe to come out until football season is over. Fortunately Larry Brown is here to save them once basketball season starts.
Re: TTU Panic Thread

Posted:
Fri Aug 30, 2013 8:52 am
by mrydel
mustangxc wrote:I don't think this thread will get too many replies. Most SMU fans are so panicked that they are hiding under the covers. It won't be safe to come out until football season is over. Fortunately Larry Brown is here to save them once basketball season starts.
No, no, no. I am afraid that Brown will leave any day now and all our commits and current roster kids will leave too.
Re: TTU Panic Thread

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Fri Aug 30, 2013 8:56 am
by 1983 Cotton Bowl
If our D-line holds up, we have a chance to win this one. Experience (sadly) has taught me to not get too optimistic, but I'm not panicking. Would love to see the Ponies come out and reverse the long-standing trend of bombing-out in game 1.
And yes. . .I do realize that this thread is dripping with sarcasm. Perhaps my comment is not in keeping with the spirit of this one.
Re: TTU Panic Thread

Posted:
Fri Aug 30, 2013 8:58 am
by Rayburn
I wet my pants just reading this thread.
We play TEXAS Tech tonight? I thought it was ITT Tech.
Where's my blankie?
Re: TTU Panic Thread

Posted:
Fri Aug 30, 2013 9:50 am
by Mustangsabu
The PonyGrad wrote:Good point, there has been no panic thread yet. In fact when I saw the subject I thought it was a link to a TxTech site where they were panicing.

That might be the biggest sign that things are changing.
Re: TTU Panic Thread

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Fri Aug 30, 2013 10:10 am
by smumustang1980
Yikes! I am in a panic! I have 2 season tickets, my 86 year old mother to usher into Ford Stadium... only to find enough sedatives to keep her from yelling too much at the refs... What am I going to do? I bought two extra tickets, then sold them for too much money and now where will I spend this? Yesterday, I get a call and I learn I have 4 more tickets so I had to go out and find 4 SMU fans who would actually promise to wear white!!! Instead of relaxing, I have to coordinate this entourage... and find time for a drink...
Go @#!$@#$@##$@#$!# Mustangs?!@#$@#$@#$
Re: TTU Panic Thread

Posted:
Fri Aug 30, 2013 10:20 am
by Stallion
I fear Tech's mascot Wiley E. Coyote with two sidearms
http://www.ttu.edu/traditions/raiderred.php
Re: TTU Panic Thread

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Fri Aug 30, 2013 10:26 am
by smumustang1980
Stallion, that's "Yosemite Sam" not a coyote... too many late nights on Ponyfans for you...
Re: TTU Panic Thread

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Fri Aug 30, 2013 10:31 am
by mustangxc
smumustang1980 wrote:Stallion, that's "Yosemite Sam" not a coyote... too many late nights on Ponyfans for you...
Stallion meant to say he fears for Tech's mascot due to Wiley E. Coyote!
Re: TTU Panic Thread

Posted:
Fri Aug 30, 2013 10:38 am
by Arkpony
I quit hoping in 1988
Re: TTU Panic Thread

Posted:
Fri Aug 30, 2013 10:41 am
by Stallion
I fear an angry mob of children without a knoll to roll