Panic Thread! OMG its Montana State!

We have absolutely no chance. As a matter of fact, I'm so petrified, that I will not witness this in person.
We have no chance as we are like 1-1,286 against ranked teams. That includes ranked rowing teams. MSU is like #2! They are beyond the best.
We have so many key injuries and no depth. We can't even replace the water boy if he goes down.
Jones is 0-1 when he wears a hat with a Mustang on it. Due to the fashion Nazis, you know he will wear a Mustang again this Saturday.
Did I mention we never win when we are on TV?
The O line looked like cat litter last week and we all know we play the Cats this week. No chance.
They run the run option and we run the run option Heisman defense. Anytime we see option., we turn someone into a Heisman candidate.
Its gonna be hot again and I think we are 0-43 over the last four Septembers when the temp is over 90 degrees. The weather deities hate us.
We are only the #8 team in the nation with the #4 total offense player. WE need to be #1 in both categories to have a chance.
Its time to curl up in the fetal position and just wet ourselves.
We have no chance as we are like 1-1,286 against ranked teams. That includes ranked rowing teams. MSU is like #2! They are beyond the best.
We have so many key injuries and no depth. We can't even replace the water boy if he goes down.
Jones is 0-1 when he wears a hat with a Mustang on it. Due to the fashion Nazis, you know he will wear a Mustang again this Saturday.
Did I mention we never win when we are on TV?
The O line looked like cat litter last week and we all know we play the Cats this week. No chance.
They run the run option and we run the run option Heisman defense. Anytime we see option., we turn someone into a Heisman candidate.
Its gonna be hot again and I think we are 0-43 over the last four Septembers when the temp is over 90 degrees. The weather deities hate us.
We are only the #8 team in the nation with the #4 total offense player. WE need to be #1 in both categories to have a chance.
Its time to curl up in the fetal position and just wet ourselves.