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A couple of good ones:

Thanks for [deleted] in Manziel's face, mack! What, no response?
[deleted] you mack, you senile [deleted]!

aborted babies are in better shape than the state of this program.

Matt Millen is a [deleted] pig rapist

Same story. Lack of pressure, offense going conservative after a lead. It's almost like the coaches don't read this board. (Laughed at that one)


I'm seriously going to do crack.
I'll do it!!!


[deleted] [deleted] [deleted] TITTIES [deleted] BASTARD [deleted] [deleted] [deleted] POPSICLE!!!!

But my all time favorite:

someone needs to investigate if Bo Wallace is being paid by Pantene Pro V shampoo and conditioner. His hair is lustrous.



Hopefully we don't end up like these jackswagons.

That type of maniacal fanaticism is borne from having exceedingly high expectations. So we definitely don't have to worry about ending up like those jackwagons.

A little too close to home

"I challenge anyone to find a team that can go 3 and out in 17 seconds of game time as consistently as we do"

Insert "Jones' and 2 in the appropriate place and...Seems things are the same everywhere.

'Bozo will never change. 3 mil a year for this clown. Amazing'

This one is just entertaining (imagine razzmatazz is a different word).

"That was a clusterrazzmataz. A total clusterrazzmataz. The word 'clusterraznataz' was invented for clusterrazzmataz like that"

Some fake interviews are just too good

“REPORTER: Mack what happened out there?
MACK: I wasn't watching. I need to see the tape and I will try to pull something out of my arse (sic) to help me explain it on Monday.”

Another one that sounds familiar.

“I'm struggling to come up with 10 teams that I would wager money on us beating.”

This is one kinky Tea sip

“Sometimes I fill my bath tub with ketchup and pretend I'm a meatball.”

And pure frustration we all have felt

“so pumped for Women's Soccer season.”

My favorite is the ketchup and meatball quote. awesome.