In honor of our game with the Cultists lets' start our favorite Aggie Jokes
Why don't Aggies like M&M's?
Because they're too hard to peel.
Re: Favorite Aggie Jokes
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 4:08 pm
by LHS81
Q. . . Why did they ban the "wave" at Kyle Field? A. . . Because 2 aggies drowned
Re: Favorite Aggie Jokes
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 4:16 pm
by The PonyGrad
An Aggie goes into a bank to cash a check, the teller asks if he can identify himself, the Aggie looks frantic for a moment but then seem a mirror on a column, looks in it, then calmly returns to the teller...
The Aggie then says confidently, "yep, that's me all right!"
Re: Favorite Aggie Jokes
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 4:26 pm
by LHS81
Q. . . Do you know why Aggies don't dial 911 for emergencies? A. . . They can't find 11 on the phone
Re: Favorite Aggie Jokes
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 5:23 pm
by ponyte
This one has been avaiable since the 70s.
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Re: Favorite Aggie Jokes
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 7:56 pm
by Sam I Am
The Aggies are launching a rocket to the sun. They are going at night to avoid the heat.
Re: Favorite Aggie Jokes
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 8:20 pm
by Rayburn
I think it's a shame the way everyone picks on Aggies. After all it was an Aggie engineer that invented the toilet seat.
Of course an SMU engineer stole the design and cut a hole in the middle ...
Re: Favorite Aggie Jokes
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 8:23 pm
by Digetydog
Texas A&M : where the men are men and the sheep are nervous.
Re: Favorite Aggie Jokes
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 9:00 pm
by LHS81
Q. . . Did you hear about the Aggie who broke his leg raking leaves? A. . . He fell out of the tree!
Re: Favorite Aggie Jokes
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 10:10 pm
by Donnell88
An Aggie arrives at a dinner party with a handful of poop and announces: "Look at what I almost stepped in."
Re: Favorite Aggie Jokes
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 10:13 pm
by Mustangs_Maroons
Q. Why can't Aggie farmers raise chickens? They plant the eggs too deep.
Q. There was an aggie that saw a sign that said "Wet Cement". So he did.
Re: Favorite Aggie Jokes
Posted: Sat Sep 21, 2013 9:35 am
by PlanoStang
Senior Aggie corpsman: Smells like it....tastes like it.....sure glad I didn't get my boots in it.
AGGIES ARE ROTTEN TO THE CORPS
Re: Favorite Aggie Jokes
Posted: Sat Sep 21, 2013 2:42 pm
by Waldorf
Never Gets Old:
Re: Favorite Aggie Jokes
Posted: Sat Sep 21, 2013 3:28 pm
by malonish
Waldorf wrote:Never Gets Old:
Way to go Bill.
Re: Favorite Aggie Jokes
Posted: Sat Sep 21, 2013 3:36 pm
by SMU_Alumni11
I rather make fun of useless hippie shorthorns than Aggies... At least they will play us...
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 3:25 pm