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I am dehydrated because all I have done is wet myself for 5 days due to fear.

A$M will destroy our D line. Our Secondary and our cheerleaders. In fact, one cheerleader will probably get skewered by some fanatic cultist Aggie.

How can our offense even compete with a Big XII, er, SEC defense. I mean they totally shut down lowly Rice.

Puruna will not be there to kick the $h!t out of that dog while the dog licks its balls.

A$M is still Po'ed cause they bought Dickerson's car and we signed him

Money Badge will be in high gear to increase his endorsement capabilities. Face it, losing to Bama didn't increase his net worth.

Stallion says we have no chance.

All the predictions are about how we will get slaughtered. And we all know how accurate this boards positive predictive value is.

There's just not enough beer to drown out tomorrows embarrassment.

Nothing we do will make ESPN's play of the day.

Please note the determination it took for me to get out of the fetal position while wetting myself to post this thread.

We have no chance. Alas Babylon.

Well now I am not sure if I even want to watch the game. I may just stay in a dark closet until I am told I can come out. I will disagree with one of your fears, however, and it gives me even greater fear. I think we will be on at least one if not more ESPN plays of the day, but more likely for something we do not do, such as tackle the money badger. I am a'shivering.

Your anxiety is warranted, my friend...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LZC79vs5fw

Ponyte, There is more than enough beer to drown my sorrows after tomorrow, I just may not have enough money to buy em all.

while completely distasteful, a famous Bobby Knight quote comes to mind which is fitting for this game.

mrydel wrote:Well now I am not sure if I even want to watch the game. I may just stay in a dark closet until I am told I can come out.

You wife is going to have a pleasant day tomorrow. She may not let you out once you get in there.

Out at the dog licking Peruna's balls

....because Alabama put only 35 straight points up on A&M

I thought we only did panic threads when most people thought we were going to win. It seems most think we will lose badly this week. It seems this thread is kind of backwards. Oh well. Go SMU.

ponyte wrote: Nothing we do will make ESPN's play of the day.

We'll be on ESPN top plays alright...

I'm SKEERED of playing Whac a Mole with Johnny Cash.

The chances are we are gonna get beat pretty bad. However, if SMU finds a way to win...or at least stay in the game, this could be a game that vastly changes the way people think of our program (including me). This is one of those chances that could pay off big. Pass the beer please.

Going to watch my Trojans play a tough Utah State team with a dynamic QB and then ditto the Ponies.

Only mrydel silver lining is if they both lose we'll be closer to new head coaches.

Fire The Lanesta and June Goeth!

It would be the most phenomenal/unlikely win in SMU history. No couch would be safe.

Surely we are not saying this is a body bag or paycheck type game.