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Barry Switzer to SMU?

PostPosted: Sun Sep 29, 2013 1:46 pm
by PonyKris89
Would this be more shocking than when Jerry hired him?
He still has a lot of energy, he loves Dallas, and he can sell Ice Cubes to Eskimos. Recruits have a hard time resisting his charm.

Re: Barry Switzer to SMU?

PostPosted: Sun Sep 29, 2013 9:01 pm
by Sam I Am
Better get bullet proof dorms.

Re: Barry Switzer to SMU?

PostPosted: Sun Sep 29, 2013 9:04 pm
by NavyCrimson
... & a permanent on-campus office for an NCAA enforcement officer to monitor his every move.

Re: Barry Switzer to SMU?

PostPosted: Sun Sep 29, 2013 9:35 pm
by Insane_Pony_Posse
he's only a couple of years older than Larry Brown!
can't imagine Switzer & Turner in the same room for 5 mins...lol

Re: Barry Switzer to SMU?

PostPosted: Sun Sep 29, 2013 9:50 pm
by Rebel10
Sam I Am wrote:Better get bullet proof dorms.


Why is that?

Re: Barry Switzer to SMU?

PostPosted: Sun Sep 29, 2013 10:11 pm
by PonyKris89
Rebel10 wrote:
Sam I Am wrote:Better get bullet proof dorms.


Why is that?


Barry was busted mistakenly smuggling a hand gun in his luggage at airport, when boarding a flight. This was when he was Cowboy coach.

Re: Barry Switzer to SMU?

PostPosted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 12:06 am
by dirtysouthpony

Re: Barry Switzer to SMU?

PostPosted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 12:10 am
by WildBillPony
He can punch Dale Hanson in the arm again, just like old times

Re: Barry Switzer to SMU?

PostPosted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 1:01 am
by PonyKris89


So what's your point?
Hey, who in their right mind would want to go to Oklahoma unless you were paid something?
If you ain't cheatin', you ain't try in'... And you ain't winning, either!

Re: Barry Switzer to SMU?

PostPosted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 2:02 am
by dirtysouthpony
PonyKris89 wrote:


So what's your point?
Hey, who in their right mind would want to go to Oklahoma unless you were paid something?
If you ain't cheatin', you ain't try in'... And you ain't winning, either!


I was just talking about his players shooting up the dorm.

Re: Barry Switzer to SMU?

PostPosted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 7:41 am
by Nacho
if he's not 72 i don't want him.

Re: Barry Switzer to SMU?

PostPosted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 10:13 am
by PonyKris89
dirtysouthpony wrote:
PonyKris89 wrote:


So what's your point?
Hey, who in their right mind would want to go to Oklahoma unless you were paid something?
If you ain't cheatin', you ain't try in'... And you ain't winning, either!


I was just talking about his players shooting up the dorm.


Oh, gotcha

Re: Barry Switzer to SMU?

PostPosted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 2:46 pm
by DiamondM75
Maybe we could just hire him for 8 games plus and bowl game he get us to.

Re: Barry Switzer to SMU?

PostPosted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 3:21 pm
by PonyKris89
DiamondM75 wrote:Maybe we could just hire him for 8 games plus and bowl game he get us to.

I bet if he became the SMU head coach, you would see an immediate bump in attendance. And if he were successful, another bump. SMU needs some big time success if we ever hope to be in a true AQ football conference.
And it all starts with RECRUITING.

Re: Barry Switzer to SMU?

PostPosted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 3:24 pm
by Rebel10
Let's get real with the Switzer stuff. I think he has a bad back and can hardly walk. Let the man enjoy his retirement.