If you like your PANIC, you can keep it
Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2013 6:55 amThe weekend is here and so too uncontrolled panic. The fall colors are beautiful, Thanksgiving is coming and so too the fetal position, thumb sucking and bed wetting.
OMG, these guys were once the Aggies. Lord knows what happens to us when we play the Aggies.
These guys are so good, they once turned down Bill Belichick! How can we compete with a team that thinks he isn't good enough for them!
These guys have played in a big one, the Fiesta Bowl. They are a real AQ team and we have never beaten a real AQ team.
It took a miracle to beat them last time. Miracles only happen once. Where's the '80 US hockey team when you need them (nursing homes, we're doomed).
It might rain. It might be windy. It might be sunny. It doesn't matter, we're doomed. The weather and home field lights always sentence us to glorious defeat.
They are now the Huskie. The very word sounds like ...incontinence.. Definitely a Depends kinda day for our team.
Once again we are playing a team north of the Mason Dixon line. That is like a red line in the sand we never cross. No chance.
They are 120th in points for. When we play teams with microscopic like offenses, our D makes them look like Nebraska's offenses in the 70s. Wonder which unknown UConn TE we turn into a Heisman candidate tomorrow?
All is lost. We have no chance. THe mighty Huskie will allow us to keep our panic for yet another week. We doomed
Alas Babylon.
OMG, these guys were once the Aggies. Lord knows what happens to us when we play the Aggies.
These guys are so good, they once turned down Bill Belichick! How can we compete with a team that thinks he isn't good enough for them!
These guys have played in a big one, the Fiesta Bowl. They are a real AQ team and we have never beaten a real AQ team.
It took a miracle to beat them last time. Miracles only happen once. Where's the '80 US hockey team when you need them (nursing homes, we're doomed).
It might rain. It might be windy. It might be sunny. It doesn't matter, we're doomed. The weather and home field lights always sentence us to glorious defeat.
They are now the Huskie. The very word sounds like ...incontinence.. Definitely a Depends kinda day for our team.
Once again we are playing a team north of the Mason Dixon line. That is like a red line in the sand we never cross. No chance.
They are 120th in points for. When we play teams with microscopic like offenses, our D makes them look like Nebraska's offenses in the 70s. Wonder which unknown UConn TE we turn into a Heisman candidate tomorrow?
All is lost. We have no chance. THe mighty Huskie will allow us to keep our panic for yet another week. We doomed
Alas Babylon.
