SMU Football Practice was delayed today---

[ponyscott]

The SMU football practice was delayed for nearly two hours today after a player found an unknown white powdery substance on the playing field. HC June Jones immediately suspended practice and called the University Park police and federal investigators.
After a complete analysis, a FBI forensics experts determined that the white substance unknown to the football team players was actually the goal line. Practice was resumed after special agents decided that the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.

[StallionsModelT]

Maybe it was planted under our noses under the cover of the "fog of war".

[RGV Pony]

Hahahahahahaha

[Statler]

Waldorf would be proud. Funny!

[ponyboy]

Ok, that was good.

[DanFreibergerForHeisman]

Made me laugh...

[lwjr]

A+++++++

[PoconoPony]

Makes sense to me that no one on the team would know what was the goal line.

[PonyKai]

A+

[B1GPonyFan]

Bravo sir

[PlanoStang]

The SMU football practice was delayed for nearly two hours today after a player found an unknown white powdery substance on the playing field. HC June Jones immediately suspended practice and called the University Park police and federal investigators.
After a complete analysis, a FBI forensics experts determined that the white substance unknown to the football team players was actually the goal line. Practice was resumed after special agents decided that the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.

You stole that from last week's Plowboy joke

[ponyscott]

The SMU football practice was delayed for nearly two hours today after a player found an unknown white powdery substance on the playing field. HC June Jones immediately suspended practice and called the University Park police and federal investigators.
After a complete analysis, a FBI forensics experts determined that the white substance unknown to the football team players was actually the goal line. Practice was resumed after special agents decided that the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.

You stole that from last week's Plowboy joke

A few revisions...ha ha.

[mustang1992]

The SMU football practice was delayed for nearly two hours today after a player found an unknown white powdery substance on the playing field. HC June Jones immediately suspended practice and called the University Park police and federal investigators.
After a complete analysis, a FBI forensics experts determined that the white substance unknown to the football team players was actually the goal line. Practice was resumed after special agents decided that the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.

Awesome!

[No Quarter]

If more people coast to coast knew what SMU is the story would have been heard on late night TV,

[LA_Mustang]

Very funny!