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A little late, but Aggie jokes thread...
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Wed Sep 17, 2014 6:22 pmby peruna81
No winner has collected on the prize offered (chili's gift card, $25) from last year, so...ponyte and mrydel again referee. All judge's decisions are final. Gift card mailed if addy is included. Contest ends at kickoff Saturday.
To start off:
Did you hear about the Aggie whose wife gave birth to twins?
He wanted to know who the other father was....
Re: A little late, but Aggie jokes thread...
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Wed Sep 17, 2014 7:06 pmby Digetydog
College Station: where the men are men and the sheep are nervous.
Re: A little late, but Aggie jokes thread...
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Wed Sep 17, 2014 7:19 pmby SMU1523
I am assuming bonfire jokes are off limits, which is probably a good policy. But, I would like to suggest that the 1950 milkman cheerleaders are fair game.
Re: A little late, but Aggie jokes thread...
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Wed Sep 17, 2014 7:21 pmby Rebel10
SMU1523 wrote: I would like to suggest that the 1950 milkman cheerleaders are fair game.
I thought they were TDC inmate uniforms.
Re: A little late, but Aggie jokes thread...
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Wed Sep 17, 2014 7:42 pmby peruna81
an oldy but still goody...
Why are Aggie diplomas made out of sheepskin?
Because when the sheep are given the choice of life with the Corp of Cadets or death, they always choose death...
Re: A little late, but Aggie jokes thread...
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Wed Sep 17, 2014 7:57 pmby LA_Mustang
How do Aggies practice safe sex?
They get rid of all the animals that kick.
Re: A little late, but Aggie jokes thread...
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Wed Sep 17, 2014 8:01 pmby Rayburn
Me: So, you went to Texas A&M.
Aggie: Yeah, how'd yew know dat?
Me: I saw your class ring while you were picking your nose.
Tip your waitress!
Re: A little late, but Aggie jokes thread...
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Wed Sep 17, 2014 9:04 pmby Paladin
SMU1523 wrote:I am assuming bonfire jokes are off limits, which is probably a good policy. But, I would like to suggest that the 1950 milkman cheerleaders are fair game.
Did someone say "Aggie cheerleader" ?
Re: A little late, but Aggie jokes thread...
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Wed Sep 17, 2014 9:25 pmby ponyte
Keep 'em coming
Re: A little late, but Aggie jokes thread...
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Wed Sep 17, 2014 10:33 pmby gostangs
Re: A little late, but Aggie jokes thread...
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Wed Sep 17, 2014 11:31 pmby vielsiehorsepower
2 aggies and a mustang were driving home and on the way the mustang lost control and spun out into the lake. He swims to safety, but the aggies drown. Why did the aggies perish?
They couldn't get the tail gate down.
Re: A little late, but Aggie jokes thread...
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Wed Sep 17, 2014 11:52 pmby CenTXpony
Why do aggies try to date smart people?
Because opposites attract.
Re: A little late, but Aggie jokes thread...
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Thu Sep 18, 2014 12:00 amby LA_Mustang
How do you get an Aggie cheerleader into your dorm room?
Grease her hips and push.
Re: A little late, but Aggie jokes thread...
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Thu Sep 18, 2014 12:10 amby vielsiehorsepower
What do aggies think cheerios are?
Donut seeds
Re: A little late, but Aggie jokes thread...
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Thu Sep 18, 2014 12:13 amby CenTXpony
LA_Mustang wrote:How do you get an Aggie cheerleader into your dorm room?
Grease her hips and push.
Well.... at least they finally got some women on the squad.
