As I try to understand just how bad the 2014 season is looking and the reasons for it, my first instinct is to look back to the death penalty.
But even the death penalty never produced an SMU team that lost games by the margins we have seen so far this season. You have look all the way back to SMU’s first season (1916) to find a team that has been dominated so thoroughly offensively and defensively this early on.
In fact, neither the death penalty, nor SMU’s reaction to it, is a real explanation for what is happening, but merely a red herring. The penalties themselves are long gone, and the self-imposed restrictions that hampered SMU’s competiveness are gone as well.
But this still doesn’t answer the question of what could possibly cause a genius and guru like June Jones, who made Hawaii into an offensive juggernaut and took them to the Sugar Bowl, recruit a team that can neither score nor defend.
After must consideration and consternation, I am now convinced that SMU is suffering from the effects of Pele’s Curse. Legend has it that anything natively Hawaiian will effect bad luck on whoever takes it away from Hawaii. The explanation must be that we committed a grave sin when we took June Jones from Hawaii; a sin for which we must be punished by the jealous Hawaiian goddess Pele.
At first glance, this might not seem like a plausible explanation given the measure of success June brought to SMU for a few years. But, I now remember that June achieved that success while he was wearing his lei. Perhaps, it was a magical lei he wore to protect SMU from the wrath of Pele. It was only after he spurned the lei, at the behest of SMU, that things began to decline and unravel.
Now that June is free to reunite with his beloved Hawaii, perhaps Pele’s Curse has been lifted; but, even so, it will take time to recover from the damage it imposes. I just hope the recovery from Pele’s Curse happens quicker than the recovery from death.