Pony sarcasm

[SMU]

So I have a friend. He's a moderator on this board and frequent contributor. His friend's friend once went to Ford and met a mutual friend (one of Dallas' business and football elite) who was friends with his son who is highly athletic. I'd like to know if the friend's son can post to this board that he likes to ride in a red and blue mustang in June wearing expensive Hawaiian shirts. I am also concerned that he suggests waving at moody frogs during dreadful hurricanes.

Carefully considered highly nuanced responses greatly appreciated.

Love the team and love its fans.

[SMU1523]

I'm baffled that "SMU" was available as a username.

[JoeKidd]

Is this one of those mind-bender riddles?

[CalallenStang]

Step away from the bottle

[Treadway21]

Is this one of those mind-bender riddles?

Mind bent

[NY Pony]

What is Derek Dooley?

[leopold]

Why is there air?

[malonish]

How do I eating?

[DiamondM]

I can haz a puppy?

[PonyTime]

I am so glad that Charlie Sheen has hopped on the SMU bandwagon...

My answer to your question in Sheen Speak:

Torpedo away... You corporate Trolls were warned. And now you've been served! / Served a delicious sub sandwich. I call it the Torpedo. Bring me Dr. Clown shoes. / My regular clown shoes look like they might be coming down with something. The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards & all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children / Ran a 5K to help armless kids

Hope is for suckers and tools. / I hope I'm not coming across as too negative.

Winning.

[PurplFrawg]

Why is there air?

great Bill Cosby reference...

[clayboy37]

And I thought the OP's last thread about Canadian football was confusing... WTF?

[b_caesar]