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Posted: **Thu Oct 02, 2014 11:05 am**

Any chance all of our conference opponents forfeit their remaining games against us for fear of contracting ebola?

Posted: **Thu Oct 02, 2014 12:02 pm**

Unless the Ebola patient plays football at SMU, I am going to say no.

But, all we need is 6 forfeits to go bowling...

Posted: **Thu Oct 02, 2014 12:08 pm**

So, you're saying there's a chance...

Posted: **Thu Oct 02, 2014 1:45 pm**

I don't know what's worse at this point, contract Ebola, or contracting June Jones...

Posted: **Thu Oct 02, 2014 1:52 pm**

Greenwich Pony wrote:I don't know what's worse at this point, contract Ebola, or contracting June Jones...

well, we got rid of JJ. it took a few years, but we did.

in terms of mortality, he HAS killed two programs. Hawaii and us. So there's that.

Posted: **Thu Oct 02, 2014 1:58 pm**

We should have a big sign outside of the stadium that says, "Welcome to Jonestown." Or would that be in poor taste?

Serious question