PonyFans.com

Services for the once renowned Run N Shoot Offense will be held Saturday December 6th in Storrs Connecticut. The Run N Shoot died Saturday at the age of 50. A local ceremony will be held next Friday in Dallas at Ford Stadium. The Run N Shoot is survived by Mr. June Jones of Honolulu Hawaii.

Nobody will attend the wake

I didn't know Stallion was this humorous... I will bring the flowers; may we ask for the Mustang Band to play a dirge at half and for Perkins Chapel to deliver the eulogy?

Might as well just have a funeral for the entire SMU athletic program while you're at it. Up there with Tulane and rice.

I am not going to wear socks.

I expect a traditional Hawaiian funeral:

http://www.hawaii.edu/oceanic/rotuma/os/ceremonies/funerals.htm?userid=Givesmart&userip=75.131.230.140&useragent=Mozilla%2f4.0+(compatible%3b+MSIE+7.0%3b+Windows+NT+5.1)

CoxMustangFan wrote:Nobody will attend the wake

I will be part of a contingent of 7 SMU fans enjoying the game in East Hartford (Uconn's stadium is not in Storrs). Thankfully, our seats will be indoors and my lovely bride has agreed to be the designated driver.

Upside:
1) my daughter will get to see her first game in person.

I can't wait to dance on the grave. I'm thinking the Haka.

will they be serving poi dog at the wake?

Services will be officiated by Gary Cogill

actually we should give him a viking funeral- put him on a boat that is on fire and headed out to sea.

Hold it in Buffalo

Will june be there?
He is gravely missed.