The life of an SMU fan

Don't take this too seriously, but couldn't help but think of this with all the recent excitement.
Just for fun, a brief synopsis of my time as an SMU fan (no doubt other examples exist):
Nationally prominent team --> harshest punishment in NCAA history (ok, this predated me a little)
Shell out the big bucks for an offensive guru who is going to return us to our glory days! --> disaster where we end up worse off that when he got here
We get invited to a major conference! --> so do a couple other teams, everyone currently in says they want to leave. no longer a major conference
We have one of the best young recruiters in the country! --> head coach has hissy fit and pushes him out of town
best hoops team in ages! --> horrible ncaa tourney snub
#2 recruit in the country coming here! --> academically ineligible. goes to china.
hire a coach who seems like a perfect fit, best case scenario! --> TBD.
Just for fun, a brief synopsis of my time as an SMU fan (no doubt other examples exist):
Nationally prominent team --> harshest punishment in NCAA history (ok, this predated me a little)
Shell out the big bucks for an offensive guru who is going to return us to our glory days! --> disaster where we end up worse off that when he got here
We get invited to a major conference! --> so do a couple other teams, everyone currently in says they want to leave. no longer a major conference
We have one of the best young recruiters in the country! --> head coach has hissy fit and pushes him out of town
best hoops team in ages! --> horrible ncaa tourney snub
#2 recruit in the country coming here! --> academically ineligible. goes to china.
hire a coach who seems like a perfect fit, best case scenario! --> TBD.