One Last Chuckle At Our Own Expense

Life is finally looking up again for SMU football, but we do unfortunately still have one game left to play this week. ESPN's "Bottom 10" has granted us the dubious honor of "Pillow Fight of the Week of the Year" for our upcoming game against Connecticut. I only mention this because I found the commentary about the upcoming game amusing... (Although I might not be laughing if I didn't have so much else to smile about this week.)
Source: ESPN.com: Hard truths to face in Bottom 10
ESPN.com wrote:9. U-Can't (2-9)
We've already told you that SMU is next-to-last in the nation in points per game surrendered. Well, this week's opponent, UConn, is ranked last in the nation in points per game scored. So what we're saying here is that it's entirely possible that on the Huskies' first offensive series, the two teams might just stand at the line of scrimmage and stare at each other wondering exactly what it is they're supposed to do next.
Source: ESPN.com: Hard truths to face in Bottom 10