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There's a new billboard on 30 heading west near downtown claiming "Dallas is Bulldog Country - La Tech University." I think we have a turf war. This could get ugly.

Heart of Dallas Bowl paid for that

Lumberjacks make good nurses

Lumberjacks make good psychologists

And some other billboard .. I think centenary has one too

What do lonely women make?

ebrooks11 wrote:What do lonely women make?

Good lovers

Does advertising work?



It just did

Lumberjacks Make Good CEOs

(Saw this one at Love Field last visit)

Ok, who can post the Monty Python lumberjack song?

mrydel wrote:Ok, who can post the Monty Python lumberjack song?

[singing]
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.

MOUNTIES:
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

BARBER:
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

BARBER:
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

BARBER:
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.

MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!

[talking]
What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!...

[singing]
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

Thank you

RGV Pony wrote:Lumberjacks make good nurses

I saw one a few months back that said Lumberjacks make good game wardens.

RGV Pony wrote:And some other billboard .. I think centenary has one too

Start college in Paris or something like that. Believe it's on the tollway heading up towards Plano