UNT is like that hot dog stand guy that was always envious of the wall street bankers (SWC) and thought he could one day land a job in that bank without a degree. SMU was the richest banker at one point, but that pissed off his rival coworkers (UT, A&M, Ark, OU etc) and caused them to rat SMU to the S.E.C....getting them 2 years in jail (DP) and having to pay back all the money (lost revenue). Eventually the top VPs (UT, A&M) decided to start their own bank with other buddies (Big

and left some of the guys without a job (TCU, SMU, UH, Rice). TCU and UH decided to work [deleted] landing another top notch job, while SMU got out of jail and had a hard time landing one...being relegated to work at fast food restaurants. This of course gave hope to UNT hot dog guy to feel like they were equals to SMU the fast food worker that went to an Ivy League and knew everyone. Eventually, one of the big boys in that new company left with 3 others to other better paying firms and desperate UT called TCU to join their firm (which they did, and called SMU to get their job at Lehman brothers, the Big East). Lehman (BE) goes bankrupt and everyone quits except 2 of them and they invite everyone from SMU's fast food joint to come in and work for them, rebranding as AAC. Better than a fast food but a recently bankrupt and tarnished firm, the AAC did have some big hitters but still wasnt as good as the Big 12. Old friend TCU got a big raise and this made SMU so mad that they too started to work [deleted] landing a job in the Big 5. They started working out, dating hotter chicks again, buying a fancier car, you name it. meanwhile, UNT thought SMU was its equal because they were once in the fast food industry...but they fail to forget that SMU still has an Ivy League education and now that they are poised to become the top seller in their firm...a call into the Big 5 is in the horizon...while hot dog vendor UNT will never, ever, EVER, be considered. That is UNT, and that is why they are inferior to us and will always be.