First game of new coaching era = strong odds that the grassy knoll will catch on fire.
If you don't get burned, there's a good chance that you'll have a serious knee injury due to a kid rolling into you.
After Baylor kicks a PAT, the football may hit you while you're not looking and cause a concussion or blind you if it hits you in the eye.
Dallas is also suffering from earthquakes now - so there's always that to worry about. The ground on the knoll may split open.
Just be prepared for anything that may come your way. So glad that I spent a few extra dollars for a seat in the stands.