ESPN: How college football's Power 5 should expand

So Ryan McGee at ESPN makes everyone on message boards everywhere (even here on PF) seem sane by comparison.
http://espn.go.com/college-football/sto ... ooked-like
We're in the Big 12 along with Tulane, UH, Rice, BYU, New Mexico, and Air Force
"The Big 12 South is an Art Briles dream, a nearly all-Texas division (sorry, Texas Tech, but you were too far north) that adds newbies Houston, SMU and Rice. This is the mentality that conferences should have -- lock down the homeland! It creates old-school regional pride, revives some old-school regional rivalries, and just might help shore up defenses against the growing recruiting invasion from outside conferences (read: SEC). But what about adding new TV markets and new states? That's why we go get New Mexico and Tulane. Yeah, I said it, New Mexico and Tulane."
CHARLOTTE in the SEC along with Memphis
Cincinnati in the Big 10
UNLV, Boise, and CSU in the Pac 12
http://espn.go.com/college-football/sto ... ooked-like
http://espn.go.com/college-football/sto ... ooked-like
We're in the Big 12 along with Tulane, UH, Rice, BYU, New Mexico, and Air Force
"The Big 12 South is an Art Briles dream, a nearly all-Texas division (sorry, Texas Tech, but you were too far north) that adds newbies Houston, SMU and Rice. This is the mentality that conferences should have -- lock down the homeland! It creates old-school regional pride, revives some old-school regional rivalries, and just might help shore up defenses against the growing recruiting invasion from outside conferences (read: SEC). But what about adding new TV markets and new states? That's why we go get New Mexico and Tulane. Yeah, I said it, New Mexico and Tulane."
CHARLOTTE in the SEC along with Memphis
Cincinnati in the Big 10
UNLV, Boise, and CSU in the Pac 12
http://espn.go.com/college-football/sto ... ooked-like