We're gonna make PANIC great again! Believe me!
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:03 pmI was able to contain my panic last week by reciting the 'Hail Mary'. It worked great until the very end of the first half. But now, I know we will make PNAIC great again. How do I know?
Arkyland State will run nothing but Hail Mary plays. We haven't a chance.
They were once Indians but now they are Real Wolves and we all know what a pack of wolves can do to a mustang!
We don't have a quarterback. We haven't had a quarterback since the great Ramon Flanagan went down on the second play of the game against another Arky team with a dislocated hip. We all remember the outcome of that game.
Have we ever won a game wearing black? Even when we are not honoring our opponent?
We all know we are going to insert Sutton on just one senseless play on defense and he will suffer a season ending injury that will destroy any chance we have of scoring on offense.
It’s the first game of Fall but feels like Summer and we will play like it’s the first day of Two a Days. Oh, its gonna get ugly and smell really sweaty!
After last week, instead of curling up in the fetal position, I am gonna try it again. So repeat with me:
Hail Mary, watch us spectate.
Oh Lord wish they’d take a knee.
Blessed art thou among women,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb,
CM.
Holy Cow, Mother of Victories,
pray for us losers,
now and avoid another defeat.
Three Claps.
I'm ponyte and I approve this message.
Arkyland State will run nothing but Hail Mary plays. We haven't a chance.
They were once Indians but now they are Real Wolves and we all know what a pack of wolves can do to a mustang!
We don't have a quarterback. We haven't had a quarterback since the great Ramon Flanagan went down on the second play of the game against another Arky team with a dislocated hip. We all remember the outcome of that game.
Have we ever won a game wearing black? Even when we are not honoring our opponent?
We all know we are going to insert Sutton on just one senseless play on defense and he will suffer a season ending injury that will destroy any chance we have of scoring on offense.
It’s the first game of Fall but feels like Summer and we will play like it’s the first day of Two a Days. Oh, its gonna get ugly and smell really sweaty!
After last week, instead of curling up in the fetal position, I am gonna try it again. So repeat with me:
Hail Mary, watch us spectate.
Oh Lord wish they’d take a knee.
Blessed art thou among women,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb,
CM.
Holy Cow, Mother of Victories,
pray for us losers,
now and avoid another defeat.
Three Claps.
I'm ponyte and I approve this message.