Panic Aweigh my boys

Its Navy and the only time we beat Navy is when they have a Heisman player. They have no Heisman this year so we are doomed. Navy is all-powerful with their outdated offense that we can't stop. They simply scare the Hades out of me. So assume the fetal position and start filling up the adult depends. We’re doomed.
We flat blew our load on UCF. We played way beyond our meager talent level and have nothing left. No fire in the belly and no desire to beat the Juggernaut Navy.
We still don’t have a QB. Hicks QB rating is only 138.42. If he were in the NFL he would only be the top rated QB in the League! We haven’t had a QB since Lance McIlhenny pitched to the great Craig James against Texas in 1980 and introduced the world to the Pony Express.
Our all Universe receivers can’t catch. They drop everything thrown to them. It’s a miracle Hicks has even one completion this year.
Defense sucks. The Nickel defense will not work this week. It’s the only D we have run this year that kind of worked. We can make a female cadet pulled out of the stands 30 minutes before kickoff to start at QB and turn her into a Heisman candidate as well as the TE for Navy in one game!
There will be weather in Annapolis. We can lose in sun weather, rainy weather, cold weather and gale force wind weather. In fact, we can lose in any weather to Navy. And since there will be weather, we will lose. Oh the despair!
Peruna hasn’t killed a Ram since the 30s. Don’t expect it to happen again this weekend.
Its Veteran’s/Senior day. Its like a double dose of doom. What genius agreed to play Navy on these two days all rolled into one? Talk about no Mojo for us!
HCCM is heading to A$M, Florida, Tennessee, LA Tech, NTSU, etc. Anywhere but SMU. How can our kids even walk knowing HCCM is gone in 3 weeks?
At least we will have one kind of SMU color on this week as we wear blue and gold in honor of our opponent.
All one can do is sing over and over the Navy Hymn as adapted by SMU fans
Eternal Father, strong to save,
Whose arm hath bound the restless wave,
Who bidd'st the mighty ocean deep
Its own appointed limits keep;
Oh, hear us when we cry to Thee,
For those in PANIC on the sea!
We flat blew our load on UCF. We played way beyond our meager talent level and have nothing left. No fire in the belly and no desire to beat the Juggernaut Navy.
We still don’t have a QB. Hicks QB rating is only 138.42. If he were in the NFL he would only be the top rated QB in the League! We haven’t had a QB since Lance McIlhenny pitched to the great Craig James against Texas in 1980 and introduced the world to the Pony Express.
Our all Universe receivers can’t catch. They drop everything thrown to them. It’s a miracle Hicks has even one completion this year.
Defense sucks. The Nickel defense will not work this week. It’s the only D we have run this year that kind of worked. We can make a female cadet pulled out of the stands 30 minutes before kickoff to start at QB and turn her into a Heisman candidate as well as the TE for Navy in one game!
There will be weather in Annapolis. We can lose in sun weather, rainy weather, cold weather and gale force wind weather. In fact, we can lose in any weather to Navy. And since there will be weather, we will lose. Oh the despair!
Peruna hasn’t killed a Ram since the 30s. Don’t expect it to happen again this weekend.
Its Veteran’s/Senior day. Its like a double dose of doom. What genius agreed to play Navy on these two days all rolled into one? Talk about no Mojo for us!
HCCM is heading to A$M, Florida, Tennessee, LA Tech, NTSU, etc. Anywhere but SMU. How can our kids even walk knowing HCCM is gone in 3 weeks?
At least we will have one kind of SMU color on this week as we wear blue and gold in honor of our opponent.
All one can do is sing over and over the Navy Hymn as adapted by SMU fans
Eternal Father, strong to save,
Whose arm hath bound the restless wave,
Who bidd'st the mighty ocean deep
Its own appointed limits keep;
Oh, hear us when we cry to Thee,
For those in PANIC on the sea!