New Years's Resolutions
Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 11:50 amSomeone gave me a copy of Tricky Ricky's New Year's Resolutions:
1. I will never "self-report" a major sport.
2. I will never "re-seat" after losing a HOF coach.
3. I will never blow off and screw up the contract renewal of a HOF coach.
4. I will stop following Paul Lloyd around like a lap dog and meet at least 25 Mustang Club members and remember their names.
5. I Promise that my degree from North Carolina was not in Black History.
6. I will establish a marketing and direct sales plan increasing attendance at Ford by 10,000 per game. I will lead the sales calls. I will stop re-seating and booking teams like Michigan to balance my budget.
7. I will not be the only AD walking the sidelines during games as though I know anything about football and go into the Club, boxes and stands during games to actually meet 25 MC members.
8. I will no longer publish IPF renderings until we actually break ground.
9. I will not "re -seat" after the glow of success of a HOF coach wears off.
10. I promise to stop buying my clothes in the "Boy's Department"
1. I will never "self-report" a major sport.
2. I will never "re-seat" after losing a HOF coach.
3. I will never blow off and screw up the contract renewal of a HOF coach.
4. I will stop following Paul Lloyd around like a lap dog and meet at least 25 Mustang Club members and remember their names.
5. I Promise that my degree from North Carolina was not in Black History.
6. I will establish a marketing and direct sales plan increasing attendance at Ford by 10,000 per game. I will lead the sales calls. I will stop re-seating and booking teams like Michigan to balance my budget.
7. I will not be the only AD walking the sidelines during games as though I know anything about football and go into the Club, boxes and stands during games to actually meet 25 MC members.
8. I will no longer publish IPF renderings until we actually break ground.
9. I will not "re -seat" after the glow of success of a HOF coach wears off.
10. I promise to stop buying my clothes in the "Boy's Department"