Degree in Football

One of the questions on another forum got me thinking.
My question to you is, what constitutes a worthless major? Such practical degrees as home economics and P.E. that are looked upon as being unacademic or perhaps more high minded degrees such as "percussion" or "acting" that doom many a kid to lifelong jobs in the service industry? Why is it okay to let a kid get a degree in acting or "classical guitar" and then send her into a field like the movie and theatre industry that has a unemployment rate of over 99% but it is not okay to allow someone to go "Hey, I wanna be a pro athlete/high school coach and so I am going to study my sport" and then, in addition, give them a liberal arts education to round them out and allow them to go become high school and elementary teachers, something we need badly already.
Seriously. Model it after our arts school and let ONLY those gets who are predetermined by the coaches/teachers to study their sport, that way you don't have a bunch of kids who can't play (or dance or act) majoring in that field of study. Make it exclusive. And if they get hurt, then just make them go into another field, just like a dancer.
It's not enough for the NCAA to just toughen academic standards for the student athletes. They are going to have to come to realize two things that they conveinently forget when looking at grad rates:
1) Certain kids come to school looking to be pro-athletes no matter if they are pro material or not, just like some kids come to be artists. Right or wrong, they simply drift through class and don't care about thier sociology or english classes. It's time to call a spade a spade. If the academics want honesty in the schools they need to look just as much at themselves as they do at the jocks.
2) We all know that college is not for everybody, including many athletes. But the NCAA, according to both Forbes and Jett magazine, is the strongest monopoly in America: stronger than Walmart, stronger than Microsoft. And there are kids who will one day be able to play pro football who have as much business being in college (whether it's Harvard,
SMU, or Texas Tech) as Forest Gump does being in Mensa. I just don't think it's feasable to make them go somewhere that doesn't want them in the first place.
By turning it into a degree you can bring it more under the control of the school, employ much more universal, enforcible standards, and can be monitered more thoroughly by colleges than by the NCAA.
So, I ask you, besides academic snobery, why doesn't the NCAA look at giving a degree in football?
Lost scholarships and headlines of poor athletic performance affect donations and alumni support. Functionally illiterate athletes do not make the headlines. What is the difference between the now abysmal grad rate and a future improved grad rate with worthless majors?
My question to you is, what constitutes a worthless major? Such practical degrees as home economics and P.E. that are looked upon as being unacademic or perhaps more high minded degrees such as "percussion" or "acting" that doom many a kid to lifelong jobs in the service industry? Why is it okay to let a kid get a degree in acting or "classical guitar" and then send her into a field like the movie and theatre industry that has a unemployment rate of over 99% but it is not okay to allow someone to go "Hey, I wanna be a pro athlete/high school coach and so I am going to study my sport" and then, in addition, give them a liberal arts education to round them out and allow them to go become high school and elementary teachers, something we need badly already.
Seriously. Model it after our arts school and let ONLY those gets who are predetermined by the coaches/teachers to study their sport, that way you don't have a bunch of kids who can't play (or dance or act) majoring in that field of study. Make it exclusive. And if they get hurt, then just make them go into another field, just like a dancer.
It's not enough for the NCAA to just toughen academic standards for the student athletes. They are going to have to come to realize two things that they conveinently forget when looking at grad rates:
1) Certain kids come to school looking to be pro-athletes no matter if they are pro material or not, just like some kids come to be artists. Right or wrong, they simply drift through class and don't care about thier sociology or english classes. It's time to call a spade a spade. If the academics want honesty in the schools they need to look just as much at themselves as they do at the jocks.
2) We all know that college is not for everybody, including many athletes. But the NCAA, according to both Forbes and Jett magazine, is the strongest monopoly in America: stronger than Walmart, stronger than Microsoft. And there are kids who will one day be able to play pro football who have as much business being in college (whether it's Harvard,
SMU, or Texas Tech) as Forest Gump does being in Mensa. I just don't think it's feasable to make them go somewhere that doesn't want them in the first place.
By turning it into a degree you can bring it more under the control of the school, employ much more universal, enforcible standards, and can be monitered more thoroughly by colleges than by the NCAA.
So, I ask you, besides academic snobery, why doesn't the NCAA look at giving a degree in football?