Updated list of who is coming in this weekend?

[Lotus]

You have an article/interview with his coach? Can you post it?

[PerunaPunch]

Nope, sorry. That was just in the little blurb on Rivals.

[Lotus]

Well, if he's that big and NOT fat, sign him.
Imagine how big he'll be once he grows into his frame!

[HorsePower]

If he gets any bigger, he'll be scary.

[gostangs]

At that size, against the WAC, if he just falls forward and we have someone who can run up his back we get 4 yards every time.

[PonyPower]

Man, how nice would Martin look next to Justin Boren and Bryan Turner and Kenard Burley with Richuel Massey busting through the line for the next few years?

[PerunaPunch]

Oooh! I'm having visions of little purple splat marks all over the Ford stadium turf (BTW, I think it'd be easier to clean purple splats off natural grass, since you could use a standard garden hose for cleanup).

[PerunaPunch]

And don't forget tiny Darrin Johnson at TE.

Oh, now I'm having visions of burnt orange splats...

Just think, we could field and entire Freshman O-line that would average 300! Sha-wing!!

[PerunaPunch]

Oops, I forgot we're lacking a center on our 300 lb. freshman line.

Whatasteve, you have any eligibility left?

[whatasteve]

That, sir, is uncalled for.
I'm working on the holiday gut (except when we engage in Burger Wars, of course)
Care to step on the scales and see who's closer to 300?

[PerunaPunch]

Depends... Are we weighing in before or after your visit to 1st & 10?

[whatasteve]

Doesn't matter. We always get the same thing there, right?

[PerunaPunch]

Hell no. I'm ordering Mr. Bailey's famous chicken fried celery so I can will this contest!

There's just no hope for me is there...