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To all prospective recruits who are reading this post.....please come to SMU. We have a loser mentality and need winners. Bennett will be fiired soon so we hopefully will get a winner head coach soon. If you come to SMU you can play early as opposed to sitting the bench at other schools. By the way, the girls at SMU are hot and rich and easy too. Please come to SMU.

A few of those points are true. Campus life is great. You may be able to play early, if you are a hoss.
The rest - I don't know.

But come to SMU for the Campus life and a great eduaction.