Time to start firing up the LSU hate...

[RebStang]

Gooooooo to hellllllll you bunch of:

crawfish sucking, low expectation striving, 1976 LTD driving, shrimp boat stealing, purse snatching, raccoon russling, fireworks stand working, trash fish eating, dirt clod throwing, camper shell living, bayou water drinking, corn cob in the out house using, "my your sister shore does have a purty mouth huh son?" saying, cockfighting, bouree' playing, Riverboat riding, cheap single beer in a paper bag buying, slot machine playing, cigarette bumming, No tag?, No insurance?, no problem, driving, bumper sticker that says "on welfare and going to see my Tigers play" stuck on the station wagon, "Larry Flynt for Prez" T-shirt wearing, oyster knife toting, crab trap poaching, Billy Cannon loving, Edwin Edwards loving, David Duke voting, single cigarette buying, little bus riding, "no I'm not Cajun, I talk funny because I'm stoopid" worker's comp. drawing, goat stealing, goat loving, goat eloping, ranked 50th in everything and damn proud of it, low IQ, high body odor, one eye browed, pieces of genetic flotsom and jetsam.

there now,.....I feel better.

[okcponyfan]

if an lsu fan yells "tigerbait" just yell back "corndogs"

[SMUer]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[Pony ^]

[RebStang]

Problems in Heaven

Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. I have some
Cajuns up here in Heaven who are causing some problems. They are
swinging on the Pearly Gates. My horn is missing. Crab boil is all
over their robes. Spareribs and crawfish shells are all over the
streets of gold. Some folks are walking around with one wing. They
have been late taking their turn in keeping the stairway to heaven
clean. There are watermelon seeds all over the clouds. They have eaten
almost every animal up here! And some of them aren't even wearing their
halos, saying it is messing up their hair."

The Lord said, "I made them special, as I did you, my angel. Heaven is
home to all my children. If you really want to know about problems,
let's call the Devil."

The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Dang, hold on." The Devil
returned to the phone and said, "Hello, God, what can I do for you?"

God replied, "Tell me what kind of problems you are having down there."

The Devil said, "Wait one minute," and puts the Lord on hold.

After 5 minutes he returned to the phone, and said, "Okay, I'm back.
What was the question?"

God asked again, "What kind of problems are you having down there?"

The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this . . . . . . . Hold on, God."
This time the Devil was gone for 15 minutes.

The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry, God, I just can't talk right
now. These coonasses have put the fire out and are trying to install
air conditioning and Direct TV before the LSU basketball game tonight!

[RebStang]

It is an unfortunate historical fact that Tom Jefferson was not able to acquire the Louisiana Territory until the southernmost portion, consisting mostly of swamps and bogs, had become infested with French people.

The swamps and bogs produce a super-abundance of an officious looking crustacean known as a crawfish which can make for excellent cuisine as long as you don't do that one single abhorrent thing which no normal human being would ever think to do any more than he would pop a cockroach in his mouth---and that thing is to suck the heads of these insect-like mudbugs.

As everyone knows now, and as everyone except the French people knew way back then, sucking crawfish heads causes brain damage.

Prescient as he was, it never occurred to Jefferson that anyone would engage in such a loathsome activity, but these French people took to it with a gluttonous vigor and the result is that we have a whole state in this great union which is controlled by the descendants of French People who think socialism, political corruption, body odor, and brain damage are normal human conditions.

The L.S.U. basketball team and the brain damaged French People are coming to our earthly Valhalla.

The basketball team will not be a problem.

But on March 24th, these unwashed neolithic throwbacks with brain damage will crawl forth in an orgy of drunken hysteria from every hovel in every swamp in south Louisiana and will enter into and defile The Hilltop; and will recklessly eyeball our magnificent women; and, fortified by cheap whiskey, they will enter Moody to hiss and boo and spit.

They should be treated with such sympathy as their hapless condition deserves, and with such decency and courtesy as their behavior will allow.

They are, after all, interesting people. And they can be fun. They had a Governor who openly admitted he was a crook and who campaigned for re-election on the claim that he couldn't be beat unless he was caught in bed with a live boy or a dead woman. These brain damaged people re-elected him in a landslide. And later on they put him in jail.

All these brain damaged French people carry knives, especially the women, and they will cut you in an instant, especially the women. On the other hand, if they like you, they will gladly cut others for you. And they will like you if you give them whiskey.

The brain damaged French men live out their lives in drunkenness...in fishing and fornicating...in dancing and cooking...in sucking crawfish heads. None are employed and few speak any more than broken English.

The very young brain damaged French women can be very beautiful and they are extremely amorous by nature. But, remember the brain damage and the knives and know that they get pregnant at a glance and grow fat and mean-spirited overnight.

My recommendation is that you befriend them before the game so that they don't steal from you after the game.

These brain damaged people are a necessary adjunct and can actually make an entertaining contribution to the Great Festival that will be the game--the only place to be on this particular planet come March 24th.

Make the best of the situation. Try to enjoy them.

They will offer you crawfish. You know to throw the heads in the garbage. They don't. It is the way things are.

[ponyte]

Actually the David Duke stuff was pretty cool. I went by the Duke headquarters and got a whole bunch of free stuff. I then took it to Chicago and sold if for a killing.